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I learned that the GOP candidates are even dumber than I assumed.

Not everyone in the world has been through a McDonald's Drive In. Yesterday, I was in Dubai and had to be outside the city for a bit and hired a driver for the day. He was good and spoke perfect English. I was late and needed to get back to my hotel and told him to go to McDonald's and asked him to go through the Drive Thru. He did but he did not stop at the speaker and tried to proceed to the window. I told him to go back and he did and we ordered. He was mesmerized by the talking speaker and kept asking if they could hear him. I bought him dinner as well. When we got our food, he seemed to really enjoy eating inside the car.

I learned that, just when things are starting to bubble, Oz will swing by and give them a stir.

I learned that apparently none of the top Republicans can name an historically important woman, all seem to think that wives/mothers/daughters are the only useful role for women in America. Yeah, I suppose kinda new that already, but to have it blatantly demonstrated...

Along similar lines, I read the other day that every couple months Queen Elizabeth gets a hankering for a McDonald's burger and fries. So her driver takes her to one near the palace, they go through the drive-through, then like any of us she eats it while they drive around.

Im writing from Medellin right now and have visited Cali, Cartagena and Bogota on this trip. Medellin is by far the most active city and the only one with anything like a Brazilian sauna. I have managed to connect with a few guys for free via Grindr and Hornet. And I even arranged in person meetings with a couple of my favorite Chaturbaters. I can imagine any of that having happened if I spoke no Spanish.

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