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At Weird Sheri's Ranch in Pahrump, There's a hooker who's kind of a frump. She thrashes her gums Till her customer cums, And she does it while taking a dump.

This is quite some video - https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/VxlKZereog0?rel=0

CRAZY motherfuckers...... I cant even watch the window washers wash the windows on the 8th fl of my office....

Thanks Usher......

Hot boys, but I'd be very worried about the rampant homophobia there. Besides, Americans aren't very popular in the Rodina right now.

Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital. After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator. On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him. "I don't know," he said. "She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown."

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly. The other man said, "What is the name of the restaurant?" The first man thought and thought and finally said, "What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know... the one that's red and has thorns." "Do you mean a rose?" "Yes, that's the one," replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?

SMILE, and the World smiles with You......