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Sure wish I had a dollar for every time we humans decide we need a new whiz-bang tool when we failed to properly use the ones we already had. I guess it's easier and sexier to net every fish in the pond and toss back the ones we don't want than it is to come up with a better lure. If the Patriot Act is really such a terrific piece of legislation, why did it take Edward Snowden to tell us what was in it? And why are so many of our elected officials mad at him for doing so? If we do keep it going, what happens when it inevitably fails to capture every last fish and one gets through? Do we get a Super Patriot Act? That road, in my opinion, leads to every U. S. citizen becoming, at one time or another, an enemy of the government. And vice versa.

However, it does not keep us safe. Last week's report by no less than the Office of the Inspector General of the U.S. Department of Justice stated: "As with our previous reviews, the agents we interviewed did not identity any major case developments that resulted from use of the records obtained in response to Section 215 order." https://oig.justice.gov/reports/2015/o1505.pdf#page=1

I think all this discussion will only do good - one can never be "too careful" when in Brazil, in special in Rio. Is it true that theft and robbery are on a rise in Brazil, but only to those "historical levels" of the 90 and early 2000. Don't think Brazil has fallen in a pit of violence, it is just a violent third world country and never have been different. It is possible - as always have been -to still have fun here and stay safe. The economy is on a low, but has not collapsed (well, at least not yet) - and its not the unemployment that have caused the rise in theft, its for good measure the chances in the "unemployment insurance". Despite historical lows on unemployment rates until last year, the government spending on "unemployment insurance" raised year by year from R$6 billions in early 2000 to R$40 billions in 2014. Until last year, if a worker stayed 6 months on a job it earned 6 months more on unemployment insurance, so about 60% of the workers forced their lay-off within each work year. So the most common for young low-class workers was to work part of the year and stay the other part of the year on unemployment insurance and work as autonomous for extra-income, like sauna work (or not work at all). With low unemployment and high work rotation it was easy to find a new job after those 6 months. The government changed (for the good) the law and now one has to work 18 months to earn unemployment insurance - so everybody its a lot more cautious to not lose their job (no more job rotation) and many who did the old strategy early this year was catch unaware and now don't have the unemployment insurance extra-income. So, as someone that survived many economical crisis in Brazil (and some thefts and robbery too), I advise the middle-class way - only use public transport at daylight (or until 7pm), don't walk around deserted streets (even on daylight) and use a taxi for everywhere else, door to door. More pratical advice: - For Lagoa in São Paulo, come by taxi and go back to hotel by taxi. You can ask the valet to get a taxi for you at the door of Lagoa. Metro is near, but the side streets to Lagoa maybe deserted even in daylight (and will be on sunday), so theft is possible. Even some sauna workers do that as they fear some other boy calling people outside the sauna and informing they are leaving with lots of cash (sauna boys get robbed too!) - For Fragata in São Paulo, come by taxi and ask for a taxi to the desk/doorman. If early, like until 10pm, its safe to walk to the right down the street and get a taxi in front of the Pizza Hut, as there is plenty of action there and the two bars in front of it. I have not been in Rio for a while, and used to get to Club 117, Point 202 and Meio Mundo by Metro and leave by metro if until 10-11pm and was in a hotel in front of or very near a metro station. - Club 117 has a taxi pick-up point at Gloria Street before the metro station, take the taxi there. If sunday or late (past 10pm) it could be safer to ask for a taxi at Club 117 desk. - Meio Mundo its "safe" for walking from the metro station on work days until 7pm, but only because you blend with lots of people going in the streets. So stay aware of the surrounding. I don't go by taxi only because of the huge transit. If not rush-hour, come and go by taxi. - Point 202 : has a taxi pick-up point next to it at the other side of the street, look first if its safe to walk there from the sauna door. If feels not or there is no taxi in the point, ask the desk guy for one. - Only walk by night - even in copacabana and ipanema - if you really know the way and its a comercial street with shops open. If you have to cross residential deserted streets (even upscale), get a taxi even for 2-3 blocks. - If you ask a taxi at a sauna desk, I think its polite to tip the guy and he will remember you all other visits.

Not to mention that we would all be standing in line for hours waiting for our 15 minute appointment with a boy. Knowing my luck, a street vendor's sticky rice ball would give me explosive diarrhea just when the mama san called my number.

Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts. However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car. MTA then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills. He very quickly concluded the cause: When crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", “Cah” “Cah” not a single one could shout "Truck."

I had a big ol muscle boy bent over the bed once, and by once I mean 15+ years ago, and just as I drifted off into fantasy land, imaging that he was some straight line-backer that played football at state college on Spring Break, he looked back at me and started tellin me to fuck his pussy, pound it hard the same way I fuck my girl friend.... OK, first of all, it's not a fucking pussy you idiot, and second of all, I don't have a girl friend, have never had a girl friend, and just the thought of sticking my dick in a wet pussy is enough to make me ill. So just when I was about to give up, his voice got real high and he started screamin like a little girl. OK...that's kinda hot, so it sort of saved the day. TMI?....

Just about anything anybody says to me during sex makes me laugh. Grunting and groaning are fine, but it cracks me up when people think they need to use all those words. Concentrate on the business for chrissake. If I wanted Alvin and the Chipmunks I would have put on a record.

Thanks for the replies guys.... I really thought it was ME, or my failing eyesight.... People often call me the perennial "Doubting Dora". But often the guys I view look like the Pillsbury dough boy brothers of the guy in the pic ! Thanks for clearing up my inquisitive mind !

To meet Phillip Morris, based solely on Lucy's review, Of course !

ALWAYS !!!

Yes it made Grandma dig up a pic from her youth ! Oh those memories .........

Question appears after My story............................. Grandma took the day off from work Friday and went to the beach. Gorgeous day, and I was looking all sunkist and "schmexy" so decided to viisit my local sex club that night. Wearing my best "push up" briefs ( its always good to lure in those superficial queens) I made the rounds and scoped out the pickins..... After awhile an OK, average lookin guy in a tank top and boxer shorts (I am always suspicious of guys that wear tank tops to sex clubs) skulks his way over to me and says "do you like to suck big cocks" ? Under my breath I replied " obviously you Don't know me", but since small talk is not fashionable in these venues, I actually replied "UH-HUH"..... He say's "lets go to a room", and takes my hand (oh NO he didn't) and leads me to an empty room. He pushes me down on the settee, positions himself in from of me and pulls out his "average" looking cock. OK, so not what I expected, but I was there already to proceeded to Suck.... He starts talkin and saying, "Ooooh baby thats the kind of blowjob I came here for", and "you're a good, fucking cocksucker"...... But then it happened.... he says "suck that BIG fucking italian/Brazilian brown cock"... Well I spontaneously gasped, and burst out laughing, which he interpreted as me GAGGING, and says "Yeah, that's it faggot, GAG on that BIG cock".... WELL ! Question: What has a guy ever said to you during sex that made you snicker, chuckle, giggle, or laugh out loud ??? BTW - his BIG cock was something like THIS.....

.....TruthBTold, that's a great visual. Oh Adam Smith, where art thou?

Possibly Caveat Clientis also applies? Best regards, RA1

I think Photoshop must have an automated rip-my-abs filter.

To summarize, and thank you for the link: 5'6", 190 lbs, NO kissing, NO rimming, sexually confused, a little bit Sissy, not always SAFE sex...... Got it !

And dictate the amount of chrome on your coffin hardware and the number and arrangement of the flowers in your wreath. (Assuming that AS & I can stump up the cash for a wreath)

These kinds of things have been ongoing since the "invention" of politics. Since the time of the Wright Brothers a pilot's license has been recognized as a passport/visa around the world (until fairly recently). After all, pilots do nothing if not travel, and why should they spend an inordinate amount of time doing travel paperwork when one's government has vouched for them (by granting the pilot's license)? In times within memory, the US started requiring visas of French pilots and, surprise, the French immediately required US pilots to have a visa to land in France. All silly. But, these sorts of things have escalated around the world and now many countries have various requirements for pilots (and others, of course). When I first started flying to Europe, I could get all the way to England without a passport (or visa) but landing in the UK meant I had to present my US passport. At least there was no line. Bureaucracy will certainly be the death of us all. Best regards, RA1

That would last 20 years for Tomcal in Brazil but last me a few lifetimes!

Finally Rand Paul is good for something.

There is no doubt about it. USA treats visitors from many countries quite badly as far as getting visas etc. Brazilians have to pay a lot of money for potential Visa to the USA and if refused no money is returned. That is the reason for reciprocity for USA citizens to visit Brazil . The Visa has always been ridiculously expensive compared to the rest of the world and that is the reason. Argentina does the same thing. Who can blame them?

Next time you're in Rio, perhaps you can fetch your poor dog a bone.