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I might have an opinion that someone is a giant pain in the ass or a fucked up douche that marinates nightly in his own piss. I certainly have a right to that opinion. But that right does not translate to bring correct, polite or even something worth stating. We have lots of rights, also responsibilities. One of these is to do our best to be civil and respectful in as much as possible. When someone says their favorite pizza is pepperoni hardly seems like the time to belittle their personal preferences. Especially when their opinions in no way limit my options.

Answer: I rode it though a long passage in Petra, Jordan. I was tired and exhausted and had walked 5 miles that day and wanted to make life easier. Little did I know that riding a camel was so hard. I felt like I was getting fucked by a group of angry Brazilians. At the end of the day, my ass hurt, my legs were sore and I smelled like the Gypsy boy I had fucked the night before. Oh well, I am glad no one thought I had fucked a camel. Hell, I am from Alabama, we only fuck sheep. (or goats when we are desperate)

When I told her what I did for a living, she flew to NYC and spent a weekend with me. She listed and observed and at the end of the weekend said, "well, these boys like you. The clients seem to like you. You seem happy. This ain't want I wanted you to do with your law school, but if this is what you want, it is OK with me." Not once did she ever say anything negative at all. In fact, on multiple trips she want to shows and musicals and piano bars with the boys that worked with me. She really enjoyed them.

Your Moma must have been a heck of an amazing woman, OZ. I hope you won't take this the wrong way but, back when I was creating a back story for Chance, I modeled his great aunt on bits you have told us about your mother.

MsGuy, come on. We have morals. We would never fuck a stump broke calf.

If I didn't know who was posting this I would think it was some Troll. Good Looking Camel

In Madrid one night on the way to Poland and then will return to Madrid, Barcelona, Lisbon and Ireland. Traveling with straight friends from High School so not easy to fit in some cute escorts . But this morning a boy I have wanted to see for a year came to my Hotel. When the photos are so good you always wonder what he will really look like. In this case he looked exactly like the photos. He is from Mexico and going to school and wants to stay in Spain. He could stay with me anywhere. Nice to have a change from Thailand . 120 Euros which at todays exchange is $130 which II found reasonable. I did not try to get him down because I knew my Hotel was out of the way for him to come. Anyways anyone that good looking in the USA would cost me at least double. I hope I can do as well in Poland where the rates are lower.

I got to ride a camel at the pyramids in Egypt. Talk about a rough ride. You need a massage when your done.

For Mr. Smith's viewing pleasure:

Ok not technically Alabama, but....you get the idea.

I'll choose D = HUMPED IT....

Sadly, my last foray into Amsterdam's nightlife was back in the days of the now defunct Blue Boy/Why Not? clubs. If you don't get any better tips, here's a list of bars in the gay area. I'd suggest popping in for a pop and asking one of the locals. I've always found the Dutch to be friendly, multilingual, and helpful. Best of luck!

Is that a 14 day camel? Most camels are 7 day camels but Mohammed, the camel renter, had 14 day camels. One day a potential investor came by and persuaded Big Mo to explain how he had 14 day camels. Sensing a big payday via this investor, he complied. When camels come off a caravan they are dry and in need of loading up on water. They go to the water hole and drink deeply. When they have drunk their fill they return to the stockade to await their next journey. Mohammed follows the same procedure but he gets behind the camels and when he knows they are almost full, he takes out two bricks and smartly claps them with the camels testicles in the middle. The camels go USSH and take in another 7 days worth of water. Best regards, RA1

Eat it. Camel eyes taste like goat eyes only not so gamey.

So OZ, what movie did you take Moma to see when you came clean about your business interests in New York? Or did you dance a little bit of the Texas Sidestep when the subject came up?

Fingers crossed the answer is...rode it? Because that would be kinda cool, anything else would be, well, kinda nasty?

Trifecta! Beautiful face, beautiful boy, beautiful ass!

Manbun = YUCK Grandma =

I'm sure you are....therefore the pics were NOT for you to enjoy.... Didn't your mother ever tell you " If you have nothing nice to say, Keep your fing mouth CLOSED!" I hope everybody else ENJOYS....

I need much more rest than TomCal, so my dancecard is wide open, as are other things, waiting for his castoffs.