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LOL, I'm not that turned on by Afflect either, it's his fuck buddy that got my interest up. What if we substitute Jude for Ben in my script writing scenario? A little less bromance but a little more boning? See, I'm nothing if not flexible. I'll even let you go ahead and jack my thread. Just make it good for me, baby.

LOL, agree completely, Zipper. I'm picturing them late one night in a tiny pre-hollywood apt., working out the details of that sex scene, giggling at their own practical joke, six or seven empty beer bottles lying around: Ben: "So then I lightly kiss your ear..." Matt: "No, no, too soon, first you reach for a beer and 'accidentally' brush your hand across the front of my jockey shorts...yes, just like that!" B: "Yeah, and I notice you're getting kinda hard." M: "Exactly, and we're both a little nervous..." B: "But neither of us wants to let on we're embarrassed, so we start joking around about it." M: "Right, just two best buds cool with each other. And you touch me like this and I like it and I rub my left hand there and you're turned on by it.." B: "Mmmm and now we're both hard as rocks and NOW I kiss you behind your ear, like this. I'm not saying anything but I'm asking, ya know what I mean?" M: "Mmm, yeah and I don't speak either, I just slide my hand under your shorts like this." B:"Jesus yeah! And then I'm ready, oh man I'm ready." ==== Ben: "Dude, you know this is a one time thing, OK?" M: "Oh for sure. It's only that it's been a real dry spell for both of us. One night, we're just two buds helping each other out of a jam." B: "Enough talking, bitch, start sucking." "Ben, hurry up. The water's getting cold."

Margaret Bloy Graham, illustrator of Harry the Dirty Dog and other children's books, passed away last week, aged 94. Acquaintance from Cambridge days, dear person. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margaret_Bloy_Graham

to be con't I'll be waitin.

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Well, I missed hearing you say "awwww so cute, I want a baby like that"..... So here is something to inspire you....

Ben Afflect and Matt Damon wrote a hot gay sex scene for themselves into the original script for Good Will Hunting. Now I don't know about yall but I would have paid double to see a young Ben and Matt getting all nekkid and sweaty with each other and probably gone back for a second and third viewing. Damn, I'm getting a stiffie just thinking about it. Alas it was not to be (but not for the reason you might think). Read all about it and how the male on male horniness got dropped from the final shooting script. "Matt, I know we agreed it would be just that once but..."

I might have known that all it would take to get you posting again was a Beiber thread.

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Would subsequent lines help? If her horny feet protrude, they come To show how cold she is, and dumb. Whether or no, that's about how Hr Affleck leaves me feeling. Never cottoned to him on screen, a reaction affirmed when he and the missus lived the next street over in Cambridge and were frequently encountered perambulating their brat. Now, if you asked me to secrete some Jude Law fangirl pornfic...!

Sorry, lookin, I appreciate you trying, but on my 10 point Stiffie Scale, that registers about a 1.2.

AdamSmith's definitely the one to ask, but this one found me fumbling for my fluttering fly. Call the roller of big cigars, The muscular one, and bid him whip In kitchen cups concupiscent curds.

Maybe you should look for a three bedroom apt. next trip.

P.S. I still hold that Jude Law would have been infinitely better cast as Ripley than the leaden uninflected Damon.

The amount of hot air characteristically issuing from Mr Affleck's upper orifice would surely render that little fizz-fozz down below unnoticeable.

Here, have two. And keep up the good work.

Oh God, not doggy style. That's disgusting, and so unromantic. I'll need a cocktail for this, but just off the top of my head, I thinking hot tub. Yes perfect, hot tub. A long day on the set, they're tired, and they climb in just to relax the muscles and to have a nice glass of Merlot, and to discuss the next days shoot. It's the heat that makes the alcohol go right to their head. An accidental brush of the leg under the bubbles. No one around to see, innocent at first, then a slight arousal, a nervous laugh, a joke about not really being gay, but just being good buds. After all, a mans got to take care of business. He can only handle so much by himself. Maybe his best bud is willing to help. Not a word to anyone, of course not, what are you talking about, nothing is going to happen anyway....right? OK, now I really do need a cocktail.

Actually I sympathise with the kid and hope for the best for him. ---- But maybe we should give it a few months and see what develops. "Dude, I'm itching like mad back there. Do you think I caught something?"

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The brunette is "rockin'!!"

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