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Well, not really, but the new Obama regulations open the door for travel there and thus, IMHO open the door for those of us that have waited so long to have some big fat Cuban cock. http://edition.cnn.com/2015/01/15/politics/cuba-regulations-announcement/index.html

SO to re-cap, you shit on his face, And then just hurl its contents into an open drain that runs down to the street. OR empty it into a cesspit to be collected later by a "night soil collector?" (I love that) Come to think of it, it's not much different than what we do at the condo now. Somethings just really never change

How nice! And many thanks, but there's no way my funny bone would get tickled nearly so often were it not for all the merry members OZ has lured here. You folks have created a delightful little getaway, and it's always a treat to see who's around and what they're up to. Must confess though, my first quick read of the thread title was Honey Wagon, and I came in expecting to jump on a little something from AdamSmith.

Yes, Ihpguy, I, too, liked "your read!" One of these years, I do plan to return to my favorite city of the world!

My little present for Christmas. A Brasilian boy from Brasilia, Learning haute couture in France ... Lovely green eyes. A nice meeting !

I went to Meio Mundo this past Monday, I was in the city and debating whether or not I even wanted to go. What convined me was that they were going to have some type of Bingo with a grand prize game of 3000Reais. I thought this would bring out lots of boys and clients. Wrong! I got there at about 4:15. A number of boys(10-15) were already there. Maybe 4 or 5 clients. By about 5:30 It seemed to be to not even be as busy as this past Friday when there wasn't even an event going on. I found someone for a great programa who has been around a bit, has a good rep but had never sampled. Named Romario and if I can figure how to get the picture off of my phone, I'd download it. I got a look at MM"s computer screen and I was the 5th client to take a boy upstairs. Funny that the first three were done in between 8-12 minutes. Quick and talented sex workers and/or fast-spurting clients? We took about 40 minutes. Which is more than the 30 minutes permitted at 117 for a room. I had a nice time and wasn't ready to go home so I thought I'd stick around for the bingo. They started handing out the cards at about 7:30. More clients and ditto boys showed up. But not a huge number of either. Much less than what is normal for a Monday night when 117 is not open. And it was a regular working day in the city which usually is a driver for more clients at this downtown sauna. Had a second session with a cute and young twinkish guy from Goianias who has travelled through Spain, France and Italy, Spoke Portuguese, French, Spanish and English. Andre. Nice, Not phenomenal. We had to wait about 10 minutes for a room, It is so hot here right now that the air-conditioning is a necessity for my health. After the programa, I took another walk around. Video room upstairs was empty, maybe two guys? A few guys hanging out on the stairs attempting to draw some attention. In the bar waiting for the bingo were about the same number of clients and boys (no more than 30 total) No wait for the upstairs basic cabines. Downstairs There was a wait for rooms and the normal traffic jam where the boy's lockers, showers and saunas intersect with the entry hall and the doorway to the TV room and client's lockers. Last Friday the overflow locker area had many more clients than on Monday. Not sure where the problem is in all of this. So I though I'd give 117 a try as I had some shopping to do downtown later in the afternoon. I got there right about 5:20PM. They had a Mr. Bum-Bum contest last night that began about 9PM or so. That should have been a good sign. However, Not so. The place was kind of empty, especially for a Tuesday. Most of the same guys. Nothing really special. 4 or 5 guys(including TomCal's Jefferson and Andre and his friend Goianias) from the previous night at Meio Mundo were there. Just not a ton of either clients or boys. Certainly not a normal Tuesday night. There was an American from Miami who visits here a lot and owns a condo in Copa. We were chatting and he kept on remarking on how ugly and old alot of the guys were or that they were straight trade who couldn't keep a hard-on if their life depended on it. And it was basically true for the majority of the garotos. I had quite the drama first the first time since I first visited in 2003. And I might not have travelled back and forth an incredible number of times. but I do live here and when not with a boyfriend, patronize the 2 saunas. There was a guy I found moderately attractive, Named Thiago. My 4th Thiago in the last month. Snakebit name for me. Including my ex for more or less 18 months. The guy from Miami found him old and ugly, He wasn't the youngest. That's is true. He was night talking to in the bar for maybe 5-10 minutes. So that was something. Then I asked him if he liked to kiss. We French-kissed for maybe a minute. But a problem. His dick wouldn't get hard. He "said" it would. I wasn't to worried.If he kissed and sucked and was nice in the sack, I could forgive a bit or a lot of limpness. So he asked if I wanted to go get a room. I said sure. Then I asked what he charged as it had been a few months since I was last at 117. Before I only paid 100-120Reais for a programma. He said he got 150. My mouth dropped open as he wasn't beautiful, largely hung soft or young. OR EVEN ERECT. When I hesitated and said that I thought that was high, he responded that the current rate at 117 is now 200Reais. Now I speak Portuguese fluently, And I could even tell that he didn't have a carioca accent and had asked which neighborhood he was from in the city. So he was fibbing form the get-go. When I declined the chance to go up with him, he then said that he wanted 50Reais for his time and having to kiss me for 1 minute, at the most. I just ignored him and walked to the outside bar to see if anyone interesting was out there. At this point he followed me outside an told me that he was going to go to the manager and get his 50Reais from me, one way or the other. So I went with him to the front counter where he talked to the manager and then went away. Then I went to the manager for an explanation in Portuguese. He said to me not to monopolize the boy's time. I said I know that. I as only with him a maximum 10 minutes in the bar chatting. I know better than that. And one minute at the most of kissing doesn't approximate a programma. He nodded his assent. This was the first time any boy had tried to scam me in this manner. F.Y.I. After this little bit of drama, I talked to a Brasilian friend who is a professional tour guide taking groups to Europe throughout the year. He happened to be there with a couple of tourists. So I asked him what the the current rate was at 117, He told me that the normal Brasilian pays 100. And only 50 at Meio Mundo. Last Friday a different Brasilian told me that he never pays more than 60 at Meio Mundo. So there is a base pay rate for everybody's edification. I stuck around until about 7:15PM to see if things would pick up for the Mr. Bum-Bum contest. No one really new came in that was interesting. The normal traffic jam on the stairs, the entry foyer or at the base of the stairs on the lower level. Even the shower room and saunas were empty. All a bit strange. My only thoughts are that many clients are doing the same as TomCal and arranging dates though Facebook. Ditto for the American from Miami. I have been with him in the past and he now always gets a least one phone number and a Facebook ID. The New Normal.

We spoke about prices and inflating them. We probably all do this, because We want to get that special boy. As i have now for the first week a special situation, i was only once at meio mundo. I agreed with a boy for a 100 R for a session with gozada. As the boy was perfoming nice i gave hiim 150. And i am paying the boy who was with me in rio , aand went with me to ilha grande and paraty 300 R a day. I actually think i am not inflating prices. I hope so.

Why would anyone think this is a headline from the Onion? Best regards, RA1

NASA: "Listen up guys, as long as you're gonna be there a couple of extra weeks, we've come up with this list of experiments we'd like you to get to work on." NASA: "You know, if one of you decided to take a long walk to nowhere, we project an extra 79.4 hours of oxy to get those experiments completed. Just putting it out there." NASA: "Sorry, Buzz, but we're going to cut communications now. Halderman advises that all that wheezing is killing us in Congress."

Found on a blog about seventeenth- and eighteenth-century English and Irish furniture! At your Convenience Posted on April 1, 2012 by Jack Plane We largely tend to take the lavatory for granted nowadays, but in pre-Victorian times, the average person’s daily constitutional would have likely involved varying levels of discomfort, draughts and conspicuousness in the open landscape. If one had the means, one might have undertaken a potentially hazardous journey, through rows of artichokes and Brussels sprouts, to arrive at some form of latrine at the bottom of the garden; or perhaps enjoyed the relative, but still atmospheric opulence of a garderobe. Both types of convenience would have been built above a cesspit that required periodic emptying by some unenviable serf. First-floor garderobe, sixteenth-century Wealden house, Sussex. Urban dwellers, of average or below average means, would have insulted a pottery receptacle or ‘pot’ and then either hurled its contents into an open drain running down the street, or emptied it into a cesspit below stairs for later collection and disposal by a gong farmer or night soil collector. James Gillray, National Conveniences, c.1796. Chamber pots Not wanting to miss a moment of excessive conviviality, Georgian diners didn’t remove themselves from the dining room to relieve their bladders: Gentlemen would request a small chamber pot or ‘piss pot’ from the cupboard in the sideboard and unabashedly drain themselves as the other guests continued unabated. Small earthenware piss pot, c.1800. How the French perceived English diners, c.1814. Women, similarly caught short, would either scurry behind the curtains or folding screen, pot-in-hand, or their maid would fetch an ergonomically-shaped bourdaloue[1] which they would immodestly thrust beneath their petticoats. François Boucher (1703-1770), La bourdaloue. Chantilly porcelain bourdaloue, c.1740. Close StoolsKnown also as ‘necessary stools’ and ‘night stools’, these amenities were the preserve of those who could afford such singularly indulgent furniture. Close stools invariably have a hinged lid concealing a seat that either supports a handle-less earthenware pot or, beneath a hole in which, a handled pot is placed and accessed by removing the seat, or via a door in the front of the stool. Circa 1720 oak close stool. (Lucy Johnston) William III’s velvet-covered close stool, Hampton Court, c. 1690. Some noted close stools were equipped with locks which, one might surmise, were to prevent vassals from covertly partaking of their masters’ extravagance, but in the case of the Hampton Court close stool, the lock was essential to deter miscreants from stealing William’s faeces. When dried, the King’s ordure was highly sought after by gasconading souvenir hunters of the day. More recently, an authenticated portion of Henry VIII’s dried faeces sold at auction in New York in 1996 for the sphincter-puckering sum of $1,650. Night Tables Circa 1790 mahogany night table with pull-out commode. (Bonhams) A common feature of Georgian bedchamber privy furniture was the apron which, identifiably shaped like the human posterior, left those who felt a deep nocturnal or auroral urge in absolutely no doubt as to the purpose of the contraption. Circa 1790 mahogany close stool with buttocks-shaped aprons. (Jayne Thompson) Circa 1790 mahogany night table with pull-out buttocks-shaped commode. (Richard Gardner) Circa 1800 mahogany night table with pull-out buttocks-shaped commode. For the newlyweds – matching his and hers night tables. Pots The Georgians were fond of their lavatorial humour: Chamber pots often contained amusing verses and the occasional ferly addition. Staffordshire pot with verse, cartoon and moulded frog. Pot interior. Slipware pot with moulded grinning face looking up. One occasionally sees pots containing effigies of individuals of widely held derision such as – in the example below – Napoleon Bonaparte. Their disparagers could glean some satisfaction from urinating and defecating on the subject’s head. ‘Boney’ in a potty, c. 1815. Thankfully a close stool has not yet appeared in the Proposed Furniture Program, but with advancing years and increased frailty, that could all too easily change. I estimate I still have a few years before deciding on whose noggin I would like in my potty. Jack Plane [1] An anatomically shaped female urinal named after the French preacher, Louis Bourdaloue (1632-1704), renowned for his bible-bitingly lengthy sermons. https://pegsandtails.wordpress.com/2012/04/01/at-your-convenience/

My goodness, AS, as noted previously you do seem to enjoy visiting the "rear" end and its effluent, so to speak. Various historical furniture is interesting but not comforting. On various hunting trips ( I no longer hunt) in the past, I have "enjoyed" the assistance of a cross bar which was simply a 2X4 upright piece of wood with a short cross piece. This allowed one to not simply squat while "going in the woods" but have some measure of "control" of the situation. Best regards, RA1

117 is 50Reais entry on Tuesday night. Room for 30 minutes is free on Tuesdays other nights are at 25Reais, but then the entry is less except on Tuesday/Friday or Saturday and 120Reais for a boy. Maybe you can get one for 100Reais. + Plus the kit unless you remember to bring your own condoms/lube. Not many Brasilians would be willing to pay more. Just foreign tourists. Balcao/bar is going to be 5/6/7Reais for water, canned juice and H2OOO. Meio Mundo is a bit cheaper. 45Reais entry on Monday and Friday, other nights at 40. Cabines free (plus sheet/lencol and kit) and the rooms at 15,20 and 25 including the kit and sheet. Boys charge less at 50, 60, 70 and no more than 80 with uma gozada/cum.

Calli, Thanks for posting a tribute thread for lookin. If there's anyone here who deserves one more, I don't know who he is. And thank you, lookin, for all the enjoyment you've given me over the years. Who knew you could have warm fuzzy feelings for somebody you've never met. That's got to be one of the most surprising thinks I've discovered since I got on the internet. Well, of course there were those two cute Russian lads from St. Petersburg but that was kind of a different feeling.

Any pot in a storm!

Great report. Thank you. I wish I was there!