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Interesting article about what is going on with Putin and his clique and what it is doing, long term, to Russia. http://www.forbes.com/sites/paulroderickgregory/2014/10/14/putins-reaction-to-sanctions-is-destroying-the-economy-and-china-wont-help/

"Ms. Guy is an unequivocally myopic pervert and a petty congenitally clueless mass of neuroses and pathologies." Hmm...they might be on to something there.

Positively uncanny. Is this thing wired through NSA headquarters?

Merging this code with that postmodern academic paper generator could open new vistas, it occurs.

E.g., "Adam is an egregiously vulgar reprobate and a hopeless bug-eyed tasteless amalgam of dross."

Did he forget his to wear something in addition to his underwear? Also, what about Two Buck Chuck's? Best regards, RA1

AS, when Hito gets back from where ever, you better lock him in the basement. Otherwise he's gonna get his ass in big trouble trying to kidnap those kids.

Familiar but a nice reminiscence still. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/news/11158301/The-female-pioneers-of-the-technological-age.html

Alice, London's first mechanically assisted whore, awaits the boiler to build operational pressure.

HOW DID THEY KNOW???

Unnerving when the thing actually seems to nail us.

On reflection, this insult machine is OK, but lacks the alliterative poetry of Dr. Smith insulting the Robot: http://www.boytoy.com/forums/index.php?/topic/19011-dr-smith-saying-creature/?p=109029

Well, I'll cop to "grievously ignominious lout", but "rotten blood-freezing excrement stain on a Sumo Wrestler's underpants" is just hyperbole. Everyone knows they wear a mawashi.

Nauseating? Far from it. Quite enjoyable dish.

Well, Aristophanes probably could have foreseen it and, if Wikipedia is to be believed, so could Seneca, here satirizing the Emperor Claudius: When he had made a great noise with that end of him which talked easiest, he cried out, "Oh dear, oh dear! I think I have made a mess of myself." My guess would be that our preoccupation with crepitation began pretty early on, probably right after we discovered that it annoyed others. Don't tell me it was the volcano!

Thoughts On the Utter Unpredictability of Life Under the great arc of heaven, with all the diverse drama of the universe above us and all the particularity of this amazing world around us to capture our attention, who could have foreseen that a simple thread on Fart Filtering Underwear would have lasted so long or have accumulated so many posts.

Let's Organize a Fanfare and Parade for Hito!