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Perhaps five days on BoyToyCam® is not what Hizzonor had in mind.

The ones I'd be going after are the folks who sold his neighbor that stucco. For eighty grand, you'd think it could take a little yolk.

I offered to supervise his community service but the judge said I was not qualified.

My favorite is usually the one I just saw, or the one I'm about to see.

An aspirin is a vey effective birth control pill, just hold it between your knees. Best regards, RA1

A study shows that ninety per cent of men inflate the number of their sex partners, while the other ten per cent inflate their sex partners. Craig Kilborn Making love to a woman is like buying real estate: location, location, location. Carol Leifer Last night I asked my husband, Whats your favorite sexual position? and he said, Next door. Joan Rivers I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two peoplebetween five, it's fantastic. Woody Allen A hooker once told me she had a headache. Rodney Dangerfield I have low self-esteem; when we were in bed together, I would fantasize that I was someone else. Richard Lewis Have you ever tried to put an oyster in a slot machine? Carl Reiner My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. Joan Rivers When he tells you he wants to exchange ideas, what he really wants is to exchange fluids. Woody Allen I liked Amsterdam -- I spent $2,000 window-shopping. Rich Vos By the time my friend was eighteen she had sown enough wild oats to make a grain deal with Russia. Phyllis Diller

Being a Scotsman, I am naturally opposed to water in its undiluted state. Dr. Alister MacKenzie (1870 – 1934) British golf course architect I only drink to steady my nerves…sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for months. W.C. Fields I admit to spending a fortune on women, booze and gambling…the rest I spend foolishly.Charles 'Chic' Murray (1919 – 1985) Scottish comedian & actor I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.Dean Martin I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.David Lee Roth I can’t think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone and not being able to remember their name, or how you met, or why they’re dead.Laura Kightlinger Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.W.C. Fields

I am actually curious as to what 2 years of probation means. Does it mean he cannot be charged/convicted of another crime of any kind including misdemeanors subsequent to this episode. If so, what happens if he is found guilty in the Florida case which happened after this one... or is the probation only relevant to behavior in California?

Well, when you put it that way, I have little choice but to concede the point. My apologies, RA1.