Well, while I am one that likes Diversity and would Kill for an eccentric pair of "Come Fuck me Pumps", instinct tells me that hito would undoubtedly find fault with Most of the selections on display: too high, too flat, too embellished, difficult to walk, uncomfortable, not practical, etc, etc, etc.....
Give him a simple pair of YSL velvet evening slippers and call it a day !.