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Which in turn reminds me of Mr. Mook, my 11th/12th grade journalism teacher. Short, squat homely guy about 45/50 years old, single, usually needed a shave and a haircut and to tuck in his shirt tails of his unpressed white dress shirt. He had a closet sized office attached to the back of his classroom where he kept various journalism supplies, a Mr. Coffee machine with really vile coffee (you know, the kind with a shiny oily sheen floating on the top), a small desk and in the bottom right hand drawer, a bottle of booze. He was a pretty good journalism teacher, truth be told, but by mid afternoon he was usually three sheets to the wind. I can't say I blamed him, it must have taken a hefty slug of bourbon to make that coffee palatable. And he had a coffee mug in his hand from first period on. The student paper staff were all happy with him because he left us to put out the paper totally unsupervised. We put in whatever we wanted. He did ask us that one time not to put stuff in that would get him trouble with the school board, but he never bothered to read, much less edit/censor, the paper . Hooray for Jim Beam and teacher tenure laws!

It appears that Axiom has never had to change a kid's diapers.

I wonder how long science has known about pheromones? I know they work on me, especially when worn by an attractive young man in close proximity. Best regards, RA1

If I were to have a wedding, my plans would not include singing and dancing all night. Best regards, RA1

Oz is just making a funny. My young friend and I called it the no food restaurant but you still pay. You pay an entry fee then you climb 3 flights of stairs. Order the food and an hour later you still have nothing. If OZ did a guide book on restaurants around the world, you would definitely know which ones not to attend. On the same trip he took us to one of the most expensive buffets in RIO. A Seafood extravaganza supposedly. I am a big fan of seafood and I love FISH. Not one fish was available ( I am not kidding) Lots of shellfish but no fish and for the price I could have 4 Sauna Boys. OZ is a Connoisseur of Boys but beware of any Restaurant recommendations.!!!