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A lot of people want closure. Obviously a body is the most proof positive means of closure but knowing the aircraft went down for sure and here or near here likely will be the best scenario in this case. Otherwise, the aviation industry wants to know as much as possible about what happened. If they can retrieve the "black boxes" that will provide a lot of important and pertinent information. If not, simply identifying the wreckage as indeed belonging to MH370 becomes the best available result. Here I thought I was the foremost conspiracy prognosticator on this site but wayout and Parisrio 2000 are in the running. Best regards, RA1

Tom, have you ever heard the term voracious slut?

Yummy. Tummy. and Bummy. I'd do both in all three positions.

The conspiracy theories are flourishing so I hope they can find it to put it to rest (although there will always be those who will proffer conspiracy theories regardless). Here is one that I came across while casually surfing the net this morning: Malaysia Airlines Mystery Deepens After Top Disease Experts Rushed To Indian Ocean http://www.eutimes.net/2014/03/malaysia-airlines-mystery-deepens-after-top-disease-experts-rushed-to-indian-ocean/ Personally I think it will be found with almost certainty...it just may take years. And not to digress, but speaking of how there is always someone out there with wild theories and/or claims, just the other day I saw a claim that it was impossible for the two airliners to crash into the twin towers: http://www.americasfreedomfighters.com/2014/03/07/ex-cia-pilot-gives-sworn-testimony-no-planes-hit-twin-towers/

Personally, I'm not averse to speculation, however idle, or so-called 'conspiracy theories'. The fact that we humans do it with such regularity and enthusiasm suggests that there's a beneficial purpose to it. Not that there aren't downsides to it as well, but this post is about the helpful parts and understanding why we do it. One of my favorite commentators, Dave Ross, had this to say yesterday: Tell me I'm safe: When a really frightening news story breaks - like the missing Malaysian jet, or that enormous landslide north of Seattle - people want to hear every detail. Not so much to learn what happened - but to try to calculate the odds of it happening to them. We're waiting for that one detail that will distance us and tell us we're safe. Until we know what happened, there's no convincing way to reassure ourselves that it couldn't happen to us. And it will continue to gnaw at many of us until we do know. So I think we swap thoughts with others to help relieve the stress.

I've heard 'getting older sucks' but you seem to be turning the expression on its head. Or yours. Congrats!

Interesting Read from Errol Morris - I can't wait for parts two and three. http://opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com/2014/03/25/the-certainty-of-donald-rumsfeld-part-1/?version=Full&src=me&module=ArrowsNav&contentCollection=Opinion&action=keypress&region=FixedLeft&pgtype=Blogs

Thanks so much guys! I just got a blow job from a cute Asian guy staying in my hotel so I feel like the rest of my day should be relaxed and enjoyable as he started me off on the right foot (so to speak).

Sneak peak? I thought you were sending them to me because you were holding them in your hotel for ME? You mean they were only scrumptious photos to wet my appetite?

Way Out, Wayout!

Clearly the plane was taken by that secret cabal in Rio to fly their posse of ultra-high-end escorts in fitting style to their various black sites around the world.

All-purpose...

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In 1920, a horse-drawn carriage filled with explosives was detonated on Wall Street killing 30 people. No one was ever caught, though it is considered to be one of the first acts of domestic terrorism. 27. In nine years, Madison Square Garden’s lease will run out and it will have to move. 28. UPS, FedEx, and other commercial delivery companies receive up to 7,000 parking tickets a DAY, contributing up to $120 million in revenue for the city of New York. 29. It can cost over $289,000 for a one-year hot dog stand permit in Central Park. The New York Times / Via nytimes.com 30. Sixty percent of cigarettes sold in NYC are illegally smuggled from other states. 31. There was one homicide on 9/11, and it remains unsolved. 32. There are “fake” buildings in the city that are used for subway maintenance and ventilation. The building below in the middle, located in Brooklyn, has a fake facade. There is no brownstone within. Google Maps 33. 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The original Penn Station was considered to be one of the most beautiful train stations in the world but was torn down because of declining rail usage. Ewing Galloway/Hulton Archive / Getty Images 44. NYC garbage collectors call maggots “disco rice.” 45. In 2010, 38% of all 911 calls in NYC were butt dials. 46. Times Square is named after the New York Times. It was originally called Longacre Square until 1904 when the NYT moved there. 47. The entire world’s population could fit in the state of Texas if it were as densely populated as New York City. 48. In 1975, the city of New York sold a private island in the East River for $10. Courtesy of the NYC Audubon / Via tpl.org 49. The winter of 1780 was so harsh in New York that New York harbor froze over. People could walk from Manhattan to Staten Island on the ice. 50. From 1904 to 1948 there was an 18th Street station on the 4/5/6 line. It’s abandoned now, but you can still see it on local 6 trains. Via en.wikipedia.org 51. The narrowest house in NYC is in the West Village: 75 1/2 Bedford Street is just over 9 feet wide. Via en.wikipedia.org 52. In 1906, the Bronx Zoo put an African man on exhibit in the monkey house. 53. Credit card minimums ARE legal in the city. In 2010, Congress passed a law saying up to a $10 minimum was legal. 54. It would cost about $17,000 to take a cab from NYC to L.A. 55. In 1922, there was a Straw Hat Riot. It was an unofficial rule in NYC that straw hats weren’t allowed to be worn past Sept. 15, but some unruly kids started snatching people’s hats a few days before that causing an uprising that lasted a few days. 56. Eating a New York bagel is equivalent to eating one-quarter to one-half a loaf of bread. 57. NYC buries its unclaimed bodies on an island off the coast of the Bronx called Hart Island. Since 1869, nearly a million bodies have been buried there. The island is not open to the public. hartisland.net 58. 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