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"As they danced, they sang: "AdamSmith has scored his dozens. And Totally Oz his tens of hundreds." * There is a difference, AS. No skull fractures for you. * with a nod to: 1 Samuel 18:7

Picked up there a Chinese guy about 24yo my first weekend resident in NYC. What a spot! MsGuy may now fall upon me with clubs.

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Sorry I offed all the young trade before you got there. Oz is right. The downstairs dance floor is nice prowling ground and 2 generations younger than the piano mortuary upstairs. Action in the downstairs restroom.

Oh hito, you really are dismissing one of lifes Greatest pleasures..... It ONLY hurts when they stick it in your ass and you are tense.... Relax hon...... And it never hurts when they shove it in your mouth. Its just like eatting a big, overstuffed Hero sandwich. Small little bites and nibbles at first, and as they shove it in your mouth stretches comfortably to accommodate it.... How do you think a snake can swallow a Dog ? GOD thought of everything, and its MEANT to be !

P.S. Competing Rabbinic traditions take variously a good or bad view of Saul. I suppose your identification of me with him would lean on the weak branch interpretation.

I found a Thai guy for you! He is in the hospital with you! He is Pre-OP so he is still a guy! Enjoy!

In all candor, Oz, I can not imagine the culture shock of you moving your little preacher boy ass from rural Alabama and plunking it down right in the middle of Sodom on the Hudson. No way I could have coped, no fucking way. You are my hero.

LOL I was but I was 28 and missed a good 18 years!

Oz, if you start regaling us with 'coming out in NYC' stories about how many dicks you sucked and how many asses you rammed, I swear to God I will track you down and take a baseball bat to your punkin head. My own coming out bar was the Corner Pocket in New Orleans. I had to drive 4 1/2 hours just to get there. Seriously dude, I will find you. I just finished telling Sucky I was jealous of his god damned feather boa! Think about it!

My first "coming out" bar was The Monster in NYC. Anyone heard of it?

Well, don't feel bad. I didn't even get a fucking boa. Guess I was just being jealous of your loot.

Oh Missy, if only you knew me when I was a young girl !

There is no rational to what your cock responds to, but it certainly has a mind of its own. They say your brain is in control, and my brain just happens to be really picky, and a major Size queen..... I blame it all on my Brain.

Sucky, if you had had thighs of steel, enough upper body strength to wrestle a silverback gorilla and buttocks to crack walnuts with, you too might have done better than a feather boa.

Geez, the only thing I got when I came out was a Rainbow flag, and a feather boa..... And I play with Balls too. Such injustice

Not nude but still beautiful...

Emerging from the back alleys of the macabre... More JFK Jr, late 70s Hyannisport.