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Michael Fassbender pissing on the set of new movie.

This just verifies that the two wings of the probability distribution do exist -- at least one of them anyway.

Oldest known flowering plant shown to be a genetic monster. Green activists aghast, rush to assure followers that seaweed, fungus and pond scum still considered safe to eat. http://news.discovery.com/earth/plants/oldest-flowering-plant-genome-mapped-pictures-131219.htm (No, I won't give you a 25 word or less summary, you lazy bitches. You'll just have to read the link and figure it out for yourselves.)

Now why did my taking that approach to NYC twinks somehow fail to confer perpetual youth?

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/02/18/brothers-blow-up-house-while-celebrating-lottery-win-with-drugs/ Brothers blow up house while celebrating lottery win with drugs Published February 18, 2013FoxNews.com WICHITA, KAN. – Authorities say two brothers accidentally blew up their house after celebrating a $75,000 winning lottery ticket by purchasing marijuana and meth. Wichita police Sgt. Bruce Watts said one of the brothers was taken to a hospital and the other to jail after Friday's explosion. The Wichita Eagle reported that the injured 27-year-old brother is in serious but stable condition with second-degree burns on his hands, arms and chest. Watts said the explosion happened after one of the brothers went to the kitchen to refuel the butane torches they planned to use to light their bongs. The brother emptied a couple large cans of butane lighter fluid, leaking butane into the air. Eventually, butane vapor reached the pilot light in the furnace, causing the blast. "The butane vapor reached the pilot light in the furnace, and as you might expect, ka-boom," Watts told the newspaper. The injured brother was wearing a lottery T-shirt during the explosion. His girlfriend reportedly loaded him and some children into a car and drove him to the emergency room of a nearby hospital, where she dropped him off and left, according to the newspaper.

The old man is a preacher for the Church of Christ. It is a church that is even more conservative than the Baptist Church. His sons actually went to college at a Church of Christ school. I did as well. Let me tell you, it was the same ideology that has been spewed from the pulpits for 50 years. I am not condoning the old fucker. I am just saying that he is not unique in the South among people his age. And, he is not unique with the people who he worships with 3 times every week. Just saying....