A 10-year-old Irish boy stands crying at the side of the road.
A man passing by asks, 'What's wrong, lad?'
The boy says, 'Me ma died this morning.'
'Oh bejaysus,' the man says. 'Do you want me to call Father O'Riley for you?'
The boy replies, 'No tanks, mister. Sex is the last thing on my mind at the moment.'