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1. You truly don’t care who Julia Roberts is sleeping with. 2. You understand the difference between 43 brands of imported vodka. 3. You can call anyone “honey” including pets. 4. You know someone who definitely was in the emergency room with Richard Gere and the gerbil. 5. You understand the immense importance of good lighting. 6. You can be at a crowded disco the size of two football fields and still spot a toupee. 7. You can tell a woman you love her bathing suit, and truly mean her bathing suit. 8. You can explain the nuances between steady date, boyfriend and lover. 9. You really have “been there, done that.” 10. Your women friends will tell you everything you want to know about their boyfriends. And that means everything. 11. You’re the only type of male who gets to say “fabulous.” 12. You can have naked pictures of men you don’t know in your home. 13. You can have naked men you don’t know in your home. 14. You know how to handle the telephone like a Stradivarius. 15. You understand why the good Lord invented spandex. 16. You understand why the good Lord didn’t intend everyone to wear it. 17. You know how to get back at just about everyone. And have. 18. You know that the most important part of a party’s decor is the catering staff. 19. You only wear polyester when you mean to. 20. You can smile to let someone know you can’t stand them. 21. You can freeze a troll from 20 feet away. 22. You’re good pals with women other people can’t stand. 23. You’ve always got an opinion. 24. You’ve read the book, seen the movie, done the musical. 25. You know how to dress strategically. 26. Your car has an amusing female name. 27. You’re the only one at your high school reunion who looks a lot better than you did in high school. 28. You’ve got at least one framed picture of a pet. 29. If your mattress could talk, it would be Joan Rivers. 30. You know that sex complicates things. So? 31. You know that being called a “cheap slut” isn’t actually an insult. 32. There’s a married guy somewhere who is terrified of you. 33. Nobody tells you what to do in bed…unless you tell them what to tell you. 34. You have a medicine chest stocked for any occasion. 35. You have at least one movie musical on video. 36. You’re not embarrassed to sing in a piano bar. 37. You’re embarrassed by people who sing in piano bars. 38. You never hold a grudge for longer than a decade or two. 39. You know how to make an entrance. 40. You know when to make an exit. 41. You worry about people you don’t even know – like Liza Minnelli. 42. You choose the most fabulous greeting cards. 43. You know how to program your VCR. 44. You’ve got sunscreen at every conceivable SPF level. 45. You have a cologne display worthy of Bloomingdales. 46. You understand, viscerally, Joan Crawford. 47. Some of your best friends are your ex lovers. 48. You know when to play dumb. 49. You know what to do for a hangover. 50. Yes, you do have a condom. 51. You’ve called someone “girlfriend” who is neither a girl nor a friend. 52. One or more of the following apply to you: a) You adore Judy Garland You hate Judy Garland c) You hate people who adore Judy Garland. d) You hate people who hate Judy Garland. e) You don’t give a damn about Judy Garland. f) Who is Judy Garland? 53. You can supply the last names to the following list: a) Bernadette Chita c) Barbra 54. You made Donna Summer a star. 55. You made Donna Summer a has-been. 56. Tanning salons were invented for you. 57. You’ve made sunbathing a performance art. 58. You know when the party’s over. 59. You know where to go after the party’s over. 60. You’re fearless about fighting the elements, especially gravity. 61. When you hear “a stitch in time saves nine” you think of a) Your grandma Your face lift c) John Wayne Bobbit 62. You know that pigs and bears are not necessarily rural wildlife. 63. Your roommate can be your roommate and not your “roommate.” 64. You know that referring to someone as “a real lady” isn’t necessarily a compliment. 65. Your favorite dinner accessory may also be your dinner companion. 66. If your cat is a female, you swear it’s a lesbian. 67. If your cat is a male, you swear it’s a lesbian. 68. You sing along heartily with songs that make most females cringe, like “Stand by your man”. 69. You’ve been to a bris, a barmitzvah, a christening, a first communion and too many weddings and you have a carefully considered evaluation of the food after each. 70. You’ll never have to hear your mother complain about your wife. 71. A two-seater convertible seems perfectly practical to you. 72. You have a favorite Disney character and it’s usually a nasty one. 73. You’ve left someone totally speechless. 74. You’ve shaved something other than your face. 75. All your friends do not have to “get along”. 76. You have large collection of anniversary pictures. They may be with different guys, however. 77. Your love handles are actually used as such. 78. When someone turns his back on you, you actually consider it an opportunity. 79. You’ve got a large assortment of movie-star biographies. 80. You’ve got the most interesting coffee table books. 81. You know where to find a meat rack and it ain’t in your kitchen drawer. 82. You have a sexual persuasion with its own flag. 83. At some moment in your life you’ve envisioned having back-up girls. 84. You know your enemies. 85. After a workout at the gym, you feel like a new man. And he’s right there in the shower. 86 You’re Barbra Streisand’s biggest fan. 87. You know that Barbra Streisand’s biggest fan is Barbra Streisand. 88 Not only have you added spice to your life – sometimes you’ve added side dishes. 89. You know that “small talk” can be about spirituality or politics, and “important issues” can be about hair. 90. You’ve actually lived out some of your fantasies. 91. Unlike most straight women, you have no problem being treated solely as a sex object. 92. You have no doubts about the accuracy of the Kinsey Report. 93. You know, by heart, every line in: a) All about Eve The Rocky Horror Picture Show c) Your face 94. You are ALWAYS ready for your close-up. 95. You have 412 ways to tell someone to get lost. 136 are non-verbal. 96. You can lip-sync to at least one Supreme’s song. 97. You have a carefully selected Yiddish vocabulary. 98. Even if you’re in Kansas, you’re not in Kansas anymore. 99. You know exactly how many martinis it takes. 100. When throwing a party, you know how to put out quite a spread. Sometimes after the party too.

What Not To Do At Pride It's that special time of year again when gay pride parades start happening! While pride is a wonderful thing and should be embraced, it should also be noted that there are some no-nos as well. At Boy Toy, we've attended some of the early pride marches and seen some things that just should not be. So, we figured we'd write today about the things you should avoid when it comes to having fun at gay pride. These are all things we've seen in person even the weirdest stuff and you can pass the info on to your fag hags and straight allies as well, because it's all good and everyone should behave - because how can you be proud if you are being ridiculous? First: Obviously straight girls trying to steal our thunder. Look, you are welcome, but don't turn up wearing a brightly colored wig and think that will make you fit in. There are actual gay girls there who don't need you turning heads. Beyond that, the bright wigs should be on the drag queens, not on people with vaginas. You can stand out and get noticed 364 days of the year. This is not your time. Speaking of which celebrating weird sexualities that are not gay is not appropriate. Gay pride is about being gay. It's not about being asexual, demisexual, aromantic, grey A, pansexual, or any other variant of that. Wearing shirts that declare you are a aromantic demisexual soulbinder is screaming, I'm not gay but am taking up space at your event. If you are proud of thinking you are The Joker and that you don't fuck your partner, make up your own fucking parade for that. You aren't gay, so don't show up and be a distraction. Also, don't wander around with a bottle of Jack Daniels and get drunk in the street during pride. Drink all you want in the bars after the parade. But remember, the parade is when people are seeing us - and do you really want gay culture to be represented by a bunch of nasty drunks? We can do better than that, so let's make an effort to stay sober until at least 7 p.m. Wearing fake cartoon villain mustaches have also become popular at pride events. Stop this shit right the fuck now. You are a homo, not a hipster, and hipsters suck, so don't make yourself look like one. It's not even original given that hundreds of dudes are doing it. Get over your damn self. Get to know your body and figure out what looks good on it. If you are a skinny 19-year-old twink, a belly shirt might look fine. But if you are a 55-year-old 350-pound hairy woman, belly shirts just make you look like sad. If you are going to do the drag queen thing, go all out. This means wearing heels and having a complete outfit. We saw a guy who didn't have his hair done, was wearing old dirty sneakers, no shirt and then had a tutu on. Complete your look! If you go halfway you just look odd, you don't look fabulous. Should you be a dude, don't get on a lesbian float. Should you be a girl, don't get on a gay male float. Keep to your own teams it's simply better that way! Nazi paraphrenalia is also a big bad. It might go OK in some of the more hardcore fetish bars, but in public it makes you look like a total douchebag. Do you really want to be associated with people who put us in gas chambers? Shirts reading Biohazard also suck. Enough straight people already think we are disease vectors. Don't give them ammunition. Plus, you are lowering your odds at getting laid down the line. Check the weather before you go out. If it's sunny, wear all the makeup you want. If it looks like it might rain, then wearing tons of white makeup to look like Marie Antoinette is going to make you look like shit when it starts to melt off you in the rain. Yes, we saw this happen last year. Cop outfits may seem sexy, but they can also be very triggering for many people. There are still a lot of gays who got gay bashed by cops over the years, so wearing a cop outfit can come off as hurtful. There, that doesn't seem so hard does it? Now go out and be your pride self!

It is a new venue in Prague which will certainly replace Escape which became "shit" as they say in Prague. Wildboy is the place of the former Big Sister bar where men were coming to fuck girls for free as long as they accepted to have the session videoed and aired on internet. There are still some men coming, unaware of the changes and who leave, totally disgusted when they realize the place became a boybar. Yesterday was angel's night, meaning that many boys were wearing wings in their back. Many boys from Escape are here (Enrique, Claudio, Tomas, ...) and many new boys. From time to time a new boy or a couple of boys go to the small swimming pool in the nude and swim or wrestle in the nude in the water. Real hot. Normally, they would wank before entering the pool, so you know what you get ... I met a guy that I met in Escape a couple of years ago and who is stunning. Since week end has been full of boys (and full or rain), I just took his phone number for a future session. Wildboy is THE place to go now in Prague. It is not in the center, nor close to Temple and on the other side of the river (as Drakes is), but many boys, good atmosphere, reasonnable prices (no cover charge despite the shows and the number of boys). The "swimming pool". Sorry no boys at the time the pic was taken ..

He refuses. He has five kids. And like the whole island, a veritable Carioca Mayberry doesn't know and doesn't talk about him darkening my door. Closest I can describe him is as a look-alike cousin of Jesse Bradford with the deepest blue eyes that melted at least four girls hearts, besides mine. And he lets me rectify him.

Well, I hate to brag but I was just rectifying(in another manner)a sweet Paquetaense programa boy before I opened on this thread. I am in a very good mood. Smile. And I suppose he is with the pack of cigs, two beers and $20 he took home with him for letting me rectify him.

A little help please. Is rectifying when you massage one's rectum?

I'm alive and well. Thanks for your concerns. Just haven't had much to post about boys lately. I'll try to post some slurpy photos in the other folder. I'm going through my Asian phase again so you'll have to deal with that...

As difficult a time as this has been for you I hope you feel the rewarding aspects of it too. I hope you are cherishing the time you have left with your Father.

Thanks for the report. What night is "devil's night"? Best regards, RA1

Glad to hear that things are progressing in a positive way for your dad. Hope the trip back home allows you some time to relax. Safe travels.