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I've already talked to police. Now I wish they would leave me in peace. They confronted me twice And were not very nice. It's the last time I'm coming to Nice.

Top 10 Country Western Songs 10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine. 9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few. 8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me. 7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'. 6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win. 5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here. 4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him. 3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger. 2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer. And the Number One Country & Western song is: 1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day long.

It is a new venue in Prague which will certainly replace Escape which became "shit" as they say in Prague. Wildboy is the place of the former Big Sister bar where men were coming to fuck girls for free as long as they accepted to have the session videoed and aired on internet. There are still some men coming, unaware of the changes and who leave, totally disgusted when they realize the place became a boybar. Yesterday was angel's night, meaning that many boys were wearing wings in their back. Many boys from Escape are here (Enrique, Claudio, Tomas, ...) and many new boys. From time to time a new boy or a couple of boys go to the small swimming pool in the nude and swim or wrestle in the nude in the water. Real hot. Normally, they would wank before entering the pool, so you know what you get ... I met a guy that I met in Escape a couple of years ago and who is stunning. Since week end has been full of boys (and full or rain), I just took his phone number for a future session. Wildboy is THE place to go now in Prague. It is not in the center, nor close to Temple and on the other side of the river (as Drakes is), but many boys, good atmosphere, reasonnable prices (no cover charge despite the shows and the number of boys). The "swimming pool". Sorry no boys at the time the pic was taken ..

arrived back to rio June 1st hotel atlantico again, can the towels get any thinner... enough said. club 117, still good, i saw faces that have been there over 3 years... some new faces.... and 1 first timer.... drag show carla was on, and her side kick once again mined comic genius. think of ethel and lucy.... great bits. the basement bar is gone, a round bed sits sadly in the middle of the space, no door, not sure what it is used for. the back patio is the place to hang and grab a smoke. Boys as friendly, some aggressive, so wait for you to talk first... the old timers remember my name, I use a famous movie star name when i am here, and they all think its funny, but they do remember the name... the strippers... they have no problems showing their dick in the movie room, or hallways, but on stage, after they drop their speedos they keep their hands over their junk. they love to show the ass, but no goods. one of the strippers before the show, walked around the bar, hard and towel around his neck... today sunday full sun blue sky samba on the beach btw last metro stop is closed for now, makes getting to ipanema beach harder, big foot ball match in town a lot of brits

We better hurry up plans to colonize other planets. Otherwise, things are going to get awful nasty.

You would also have to hide all the turkey basters. But if we don't do something soon, we can sit back and wait for the viruses to do it for us -- the total H. sapiens biomass now seems too rich a host to pass up. If not some mutation of the emerging MERS virus (http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-204_162-57586716/scientists-on-mers-deadly-virus-may-linger-longer-than-once-thought/), then possibly some future variant of Ebola that does not kill quite so quickly, thus allowing time to spread before the host population is wiped out. Or etc., etc. Failing that, of course, collapsing food stocks and water supplies loom. A global population of 1.5 billion to 2 billion people is one commonly cited estimate of what the planet can realistically support, if we want any kind of sustainable life worth living.

Mama Earth is beginning to feel the strain with 7 billion folks weighing her down. Before we really make her angry should we make some real attempts to limit the population? When Mama Earth gets angry it can be ugly. She can unleash famine, disease, pestilence and much, much more. All have some effect on the general population. That is reducing it. Therefore should we prohibit "straight marriage" except in unusual circumstances? Of course, marriage is not the point. having children is. So what I really mean is to prohibit straight relationships. China, a country I ordinarily would not try to emulate, has passed prohibitions on anything other than one child per married couple. It has not worked. The population of China is increasing. If a totalitarian state cannot control its' birth rate, how much chance does a democracy stand? Not much. My suggestion is to make gay relationships mandatory. Then we can wonder if we are dating a straight guy in the closet. If the population diminishes sufficiently we can do some test tube stuff. Replacements may be necessary but not any time soon. Just a thought. Any others? Best regards, RA1

The Metro has continuous buses from Siqueira Campos stop to Ipanema as well as points farther. Not much more difficult. And from the corner of Barata Ribeiro and Siqueira Campos the 404, 413, 432, 464, 474 and 520 among others will get you there for 2.75Reais/ half the initial pull on a taxi if you are saving your funds for sauna boys. The big football match and reason for the Brits is the re-opening after three years and the expenditure of a BILLION Reais of the temple of football, The Maracana.

By Variety – 12 hours ago French police have named actress Sharon Stone as their prime suspect in the daring heist, in which more than $1.4 million in jewels were stolen from a hotel room during the Cannes Film Festival. According to authorities, they zeroed in on the “Basic Instinct” star as their prime suspect after an IMDb search helped them realize the actress hasn’t been a movie star in almost a decade, which made her attendance at the Cannes Film Festival extremely suspicious, they noted. “Sharon Stone’s last starring role in a major theatrical release was in 2006’s ‘Basic Instinct 2,’ which should have gone to straight-to-DVD anyway,” a spokesperson for the Nice police told Hollywood & Swine. “So what possible business does Sharon Stone have attending the 2013 Cannes Film Festival other than to steal expensive jewels? No one including Ms. Stone has been able to give us a good answer.” When French detectives brought Stone in for questioning earlier today for her alleged involvement in the jewelry theft, she immediately began reciting popular lines from her infamous interrogation scene in 1992’s “Basic Instinct.” She then tried to intimidate detectives by uncrossing her legs, but officers explained to the Oscar-nommed actress that no one has wanted to see that since the ’90s. Stone reportedly told detectives she was at the festival to see her former co-star Michael Douglas’ new Liberace biopic, “Behind the Candelabra.” Detectives quickly dismissed this as an unlikely motive for traveling across the globe to France, when like most of America, Stone could have waited until the film premiered on HBO. Detectives believe what may help them prove Stone is responsible for the jewel heist is the actress’s long and notorious history of theft. Detectives have numerous sworn affidavits by co-stars from her brief guest-starring stint on “Law & Order: SVU,” where Stone is accused of trying to steal every scene she was in by overacting. http://movies.yahoo.com/news/sharon-stone-named-suspect-cannes-jewel-heist-220054091.html

She's SHARON fucking STONE bitches !

All Hollywood news is fake, isn't it? Best regards, RA1

A Nice Day For A Gay Wedding On Wednesday, five days before a certain red wedding, the city of Monptellier planned on having the first gay wedding in France. While people wanted it to be a day of celebration, there were lots of concerns as well. The weekend before, tens of thousands of anti-gay marriage protestors had set cars on fire and smashed windows in Paris. What would happen when the first marriage actually took place? And so it was that Montpellier woke up Wednesday filled with affection for the grooms Bruno and Vincent, but also trepidation that things would go as badly as the various matrimonials in A Storm of Swords. In the morning, the newspapers all flashed the first photos of the soon to be newlyweds on the front pages and it was clear, if nothing else, that they were gorgeous. Yay! But there was good news and bad news in the papers as well. Out of security concerns, the wedding was moved from the Prefecture (town hall) in the center of town to the new Mayor's office outside of the historic center. On the other hand, the mayor announced that the ceremony would be broadcast on a Jumbotron outside her office and that there would be free beer, wine and sausage for anyone who cared to come by. Within hours, more than 4,000 people took the local (La Croix-designed) trams down to the site and started to drink and eat and get ready for the afternoon's festivities. But then things got scary again. Another group, led by Marine Le Pen, the scariest right wing politician in Europe, showed up to counterprotest. The goons, which is the only term that could be correctly applied to them, scared both local residents and the police force. Soon, it was announced that the Jumbotron and free wine and beer were to be canceled, and that there would just be an audio transmission of the ceremony to those gathered outside. Even more worrying, nearly 300 riot police were dispatched to the site in case Marine's goons got out of control. But then, a funny thing happened. Marine seemed to realize that she was not making her cause look good, and the goons started to disperse. Things started looking up and word reached the crowd that Bruno and Vincent had been whisked into the mayor's office through a back door. At this point the people gathered started to sing the French National Anthem, giving a sense that one was seeing a scene from Casablanca happen in person. Then, tension struck again. Several bomb threats were called in, and the mayor's office was evacuated. More riot police showed up with dogs. Thankfully, it was all a false alarm and soon the wedding party and invited guests were brought back into the mayor's office. At roughly five minutes before the wedding was supposed to begin, the loudspeaker announced what website people could go to see the wedding broadcast live, and people fired up their smart phones. Hearing the events from the loudspeaker while watching the visuals on portable electronic devices is probably the defining image of how life works in 2013, but it still created a sense of solidarity. Then, at 6:03 p.m., the grooms began to exchange their vows. At 6:12 they both said their I do's, Cole Porter's version of Love And Marriage blasted across the loudspeakers, and shouts of joy could be heard throughout the city. At the end of the day, the wedding happened the way it should have happened. The earth didn't explode. No riots happened. The goons went away in shame, and Bruno and Vincent went with their friends and family to a private location for their wedding reception. A nice day for a white wedding indeed! cc totallyoz 2013

I know I have been to this bar. Best regards, RA1

Just so!

I think you must be correct. The Variety "story" did not read like a "crime report" so much as a bad review or review of bad. Best regards, RA1

I think I met him one night in a bar. Best regards, RA1

Simply apply enough of our favorite Star Wars character, Lube Thighstroker. (From my and dorm-mates' drunken college parody concept also featuring Princess Labia, Obi-Gyn Kenobi et al. You can imagine what the Death Star was to look like.)

Gosh isn't there enough trouble getting past a "reluctant" sphincter without adding one of these? Best regards, RA1

Gawd, this has to make her so f...ing happy. What better way to resurrect a movie career than to have the movies come to real life with her in the starring role! Her latest PR guy has outdone himself. I wonder if she repeated her infamous interview demeanor and had those cops sweating their suits.

He was here on May 29 with a luscious Wet Wednesday post.

All this huggermugger of watching, being watched, sending coded messages to your watcher, even knowing when your watcher stops watching you -- I am more convinced than ever that our hitoall is a secret agent.

I, too like submarines, both those with meat between bread and those that submerge beneath the ocean. However, my story is about Catalina Island. I was in CA visiting with a 747 captain for UA. We decided to take my little Bonanza, a 4 place single engine aircraft, for a jaunt to Catalina Island for some sight seeing and, of course, a buffalo burger. We took off from Torrance, CA and flew out to the island with him regaling me with the story of here is where MS. Wood died, Avalon, etc. When we got to the far side of the island, we saw a submarine on the surface with some white smoke coming out of it. We circled and observed. No information was readily available about the country of origin or why the submarine was here, etc. We decided to call SOCAL which is the universal radar facility for Southern California and report what we saw. We had no intention of "stirring up anything" but SOCAL asked us if we could see any doors open on the top of the sub and if we could stay in the area. This request kind of surprised us but we said yes we could tarry and no we saw no doors open. Being on the far side of the island, I have to suppose that few flew over there. After a few minutes SOCAL called back and said the Coast Guard was sending a helicopter to the scene. Please be on the alert for him as he will be at 1200 feet and, if you can, remain at 1500 feet. We acknowledged. After a few more minutes, SOCAL called and said there was a P3, which is a Navy 4 engine anti-submarine aircraft, would be approaching from San Diego, but he would be higher than 1500 feet, just be alert for him. After a few minutes here came a P3 roaring overhead and below us a large Coast Guard orange helicopter. They both passed by and orbited for a few minutes. Then, SOCAL called once more and reported that the captain of the sub reported that he was a US sub and everything was OK or, in military parlance, OPS normal. I never did find out why he was just sitting still where he was and not moving. Also not flying any flag or otherwise identifying himself. I am sure we pissed him off. After all, which sub wants to be found and have all those anti-sub aircraft fly overhead. Best regards, RA1

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Now that is awesome. The kid has some real engineering talent. I'll beat hi to saying "I want a son just like that"

I personally slice my veggies(including zucchini) thinner than that. Also, take one or two extra heads of garlic and slice off the very top and place bottom-side down in the pan from the beginning. The garlic makes a great spread for some bread. With or without more EVOO. Sea salt/kosher salt is what I use as opposed to the regular table salt. I can't remember what I read as to why, just that it was recommended.