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I have always thought of certain latex or non-latex devices as wonderments. They can prevent disease AND pregnancy all at once. Gloves from the same material have some of the same properties and, like all 5 fingered items can often perform the same service. Best regards, RA1

You think English is easy? I think a retired English teacher was bored... 1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce. 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 4) We must polish the Polish furniture.. 5) He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.. 7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present. 8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum. 9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes. 10) I did not object to the object. 11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid. 12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row. 13) They were too close to the door to close it. 14) The buck does funny things when the does are present. 15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line. 16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow. 17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail. 18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.. 19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests. 20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

How To Brew Prison-Grade Toilet WineThe *other* way to become popular if you’re stuck behind bars. Can’t get your hands on real booze? Source: oregonculinaryinstitute.com Source: eatdrinkoc.com Toilet wine – AKA “Pruno” – is super easy to make. Of course, actually drinking it is another story. http://www.buzzfeed.com/kater11/brewing-and-drinking-toilet-wine-aka-pruno

You left out secant but then trig was not part and parcel of this discussion, was it? Best regards, RA1

I was trying to post a link to a video outtake from "Candelabra." But the thing was so deeply embedded in some other article that I ended up posting a link to some screed about how Queen Elizabeth is actually NOT at all interested in gay rights in the Commonwealth. Or something like that. Cant. Decant. Recant. Descant. Repeat. Which is odd, considering... Choirmaster: "Why did you stop singing?" Choir lady: "Well, it says 'Refrain.'"

Obviously, THOSE people DONT frequent Websites !

Likely in a bar which could have been Yale. Context was "offered". Others are add-ons. Best regards, RA1

I think I once had a date with Ben Wa. Best regards, RA1

I have done this but it wasn't with a thought but an escort. Best regards, RA1

I am an old negative aka conservative. Will I do? Best regards, RA1

someone explaint to me why PC Durex has the category vibrators and dildos in a pink color "toys for females".

I am sure some of you may remember what I have seen about Montpellier being the gay SF of France. It now will host the first gay marriage in France. Montpellier, France (CNN) -- The French city of Montpellier will witness history Wednesday when its mayor officiates the nation's first same-sex wedding in front of hundreds of guests. Vincent Autin and Bruno Boileau will exchange vows at a ceremony in the southern city, watched by some 500 guests seated on brightly colored chairs. Autin, 40, is the head of the region's Lesbian and Gay Pride association -- and his wedding to Boileau, 30, marks a big step forward for same-sex equality, he says. "When French children are born into this world, they are born with the same rights as everyone else -- but from the moment you said you were a homosexual, society deprived you of some of those rights," Autin told CNN in the couple's only interview on their wedding day. "Today the French Republic has given these rights back to us, the ones they had taken away, and it has put an end to an institutional discrimination." While France has allowed civil partnerships for some years, controversial legislation allowing same-sex couples to marry and adopt was signed into law by President Francois Hollande 10 days ago. http://www.cnn.com/2013/05/29/world/europe/france-same-sex-wedding/index.html?hpt=hp_c2

My sister has 4 dachshunds but no lions (except maybe when I am visiting). Best regards, RA1

Sometimes. Best regards, RA1

Mission accomplished for today...thanks AS

I.e., you hire him to screw and he still makes you do all the work.

"We don't just want preachers with good taste -- we want preachers that taste good!"

How many escorts does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: One. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him. Best regards, RA1

I started off as a Wet guy. I then moved on Eros. Now, I guess I am more of a Eros/spit guy. I think it is easy to get in and easy to wash off. As there are many lubes out there, what is your favorite and why? In Thailand, the majority of guys here use the KY. Yuck! In Brazil, the saunas give you a little packet. I use to take my bottle of Eros in with me. I guess if you are a spit guy, you always have some saliva and a wet mouth is easy with the right guy.