The world has seemed to pass me by during the last year.
First - Salted baths caused people to eat each other's faces.
Second - Rioting Pussies - I have enough problems keeping all of the erect Brasilian penises calm enough to enjoy orally, anally or in any other manner.
And now, the latest and really who knew?, noodles from China, not Japan nor Korea, but China, pasta with the ability and talent to compete on Dancing With The Stars. Here Gangnam Style.