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Not all gay-themed; only here and there. Thanks to Michael Musto for pointing to this on his blog: http://blogs.villagevoice.com/dailymusto/2013/05/10_movies_that.php#more Some highlights below. Whole thing at http://www.cracked.com/article_19287_10-movies-that-famous-people-dont-want-you-to-see.html #9.Leonardo DiCaprio and Tobey Maguire -- Don's Plum (1995) Don's Plum is a movie starring two of the highest-grossing American actors of all time -- and because of a lawsuit by the stars themselves, it can never be released in the U.S. DiCaprio and Maguire claim they made the film as a favor to friend, but never actually intended it to be seen: they agreed to let it be shown in film festivals and stuff, presumably under the understanding that nobody goes to that crap anyway. However, after Titanic came out and made obscene amounts of money, the director began meeting with distributors. DiCaprio, Maguire and other actors appearing in the film responded by trying to (illegally, according to the director) block the movie's domestic release. Getty Tobey still hasn't stopped his maniacal laughter. At this point Don's Plum became a bit of a Hollywood legend: what exactly was in it that the actors didn't want America to see? Some news outlets covering the court case described Don's Plum as "the story of a young man exploring all kinds of sexuality and human emotion," which featured "Leonardo DiCaprio as a bisexual who appears nude in one scene." Adjectives like "sexy" and "steamy" were liberally thrown around, making it seem like this was the next Pamela Anderson/Tommy Lee tape. Only, you know, with these guys instead. But, despite being banned in the U.S., the film did come out in Europe, and it's not as controversial as everyone thought (or hoped it would be). Turns out DiCaprio's role consists of him sitting in a diner booth for 90 minutes, being a huge asshole: The movie is a fairly typical black-and-white independent film with all the '90s trademarks like nonlinear editing, a retro soundtrack and characters who seriously won't shut up. It's about a group of friends getting together in a place called Don's Plum and talking about sex and drugs while not actually doing a lot of either. At no point does DiCaprio remove his clothes or declare his bisexuality (that's someone else), so maybe he didn't want the movie released simply because he thought it sucked. Or because he does come off like an annoying little turd in it. #8.The Censored Eleven Warner Bros. Cartoons The "Censored Eleven" are a bunch of Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies cartoons (one of them starring Bugs Bunny) that were withdrawn from syndication in 1968 and never aired again. The 11 animated shorts have never been officially released in home video, and Cartoon Network's owner Ted Turner personally vowed to never let them be shown. Why would they ban some harmless WB cartoons? Well ... probably on account of all the racism. OK, definitely because of all the racism. This isn't just Bugs Bunny doing blackface for a few seconds, by the way -- the racist jokes are so central to the plot of these cartoons that no amount of editing could salvage them. Ethnic stereotypes are cut from old cartoons all the time, but if they did that here, all they'd be left with is the WB logo and "That's all folks!" For example, one 1937 cartoon, "Clean Pastures," is set in what appears to be an all-black section of heaven called Pair-O-Dice (that's the least offensive thing here). A black version of Saint Peter is worried because not enough black people are going to heaven, so he sends his slow-witted angel on a mission to Earth. But wait, at least they're casting black people as saints and angels -- that couldn't be bad, right? OK, never mind. The mouth-breathing angel then stands in the middle of Harlem trying to convince people to come to Pair-O-Dice by offering things like food, travel and, of course, watermelon. Which hadn't been classified as "food" in the '30s, apparently. Eventually, only a group of hip, jazz-playing angels are capable of convincing the people of Harlem to come along to heaven, which happens instantly, so we're guessing there was some sort of mass suicide or rapture involved. Another short called "The Isle of Pingo Pongo" is a parody of a travel documentary showing a tropical island where the black natives are seen playing a "primitive, savage rhythm." You know where this is going. The joke being that those black people sure like jazz! And of course there's the Bugs Bunny one, "All This and Rabbit Stew," which is actually available in some cheap unofficial DVD releases, since it's in the public domain. It's the typical cartoon where Bugs Bunny outwits his opponent, except in this case the person trying to hunt him happens to be every black stereotype combined. The character's voice is even more offensive than the way he's drawn. Somehow. Last year Warner Bros. admitted they are considering releasing the Censored Eleven through the Warner Archives program, which is when they charge you a lot of money to burn you a copy of an otherwise unavailable DVD, basically. The videos are incredibly popular on YouTube. Yes, that would technically be profiting off of blatant racism, but Warner Bros. has spent 50 years proving that they will not tolerate racism so long as it's not profitable. #7. The Rolling Stones -- Cocksucker Blues (1972) Cocksucker Blues was supposed to be a backstage documentary showing what happens behind the scenes of a Rolling Stones tour in the '70s. When the Stones saw the film, they were so outraged by it that they sued the director to stop it from being released ... despite being the ones doing most of the crazy shit in it. Via SimplyArtOnline.net "That's disgusting. You should be ashamed of yourself," they said to the director. Highlights include: baffling close-ups of Jagger groping himself in a bed, graphic sex scenes in unlikely places and so much drug consumption that Colombia now specifically mentions the band in their national anthem. There's even some rare footage of Keith Richards having a difficult time handling his drugs: Jagger is also seen snorting coke backstage. We all know they did that stuff, but it's still kind of shocking to see it. It's one thing to hear your grandad saying, "Why, I used to be crazy like you kids, too!" and quite another to actually watch him get drunk and punch a hooker. At one point, members of the entourage start having sex with groupies while the Stones watch and play percussion instruments. It's like a scene straight out of Caligula. Oh, and all of this happens inside a plane, by the way. The production of Cocksucker Blues was rather unusual: anyone in the entourage could basically pick up a camera and just film whatever, which is why you get long sequences where it's just unknown people doing coke in a hotel room and raving nonsensically interspersed with the Stones doing press interviews, meeting Andy Warhol and Truman Capote at a party and occasionally playing rock music. She must be diabetic. The documentary has never been officially released, and due to a court order, it can't be shown unless the director is standing in the same room. That doesn't mean he can host Rolling Stones marathons at his house every day, because the court order also specifies he can only screen the film once a year. Read more: http://www.cracked.com/article_19287_10-movies-that-famous-people-dont-want-you-to-see.html#ixzz2SnsDt6Aw

How delightful that you've returned! I'm a bit embarrassed to mention where I thought you'd gone.

I think it would worry me a lot more if there were only one commercial cloud storage service available. And of course fragmentation in the market hardly means you have to spread your data all over the place. In fact, with many of them offering pretty decent data volumes for free, it is economical to get some redundancy by backing everything up on more than one service.

Pervs forever! Best regards, RA1

Well they do have a l-o-n-g extension cord that reaches to Tennessee where we still use semaphore, smoke signals and drums but often get the message delivered. Best regards, RA1

Jack Benny? Best regards, RA1

I'm not famous and I don't want to see them either. Best regards, RA1

When you think about it, we will ALL be in the Cloud one day....

Sorry for pulling a vanishing act like that, guys. Just got my computer back from the local geeks 9 hours ago (geeks around here don't do house calls) and it took me at least 2 hours to get the thingamajigs plugged back in (all but one of the little notes I taped to the hairball of wires while unplugging them fell off, so best laid plans and all that ). Damned thing still couldn't find the internet and the geeks were gone for the day, but, for reasons completely unknown to me, after being shut off for an hour, it suddenly started working. Except the speakers. Oh, well. Warm wet kisses to everyone & especially Hito . I missed you guys.

Unfortunately, I think most programs will move to the cloud. The problem I see is that it assumes you'll always have internet access. And, that internet access will have to be fairly robust. So, what happens when you don't have an internet connection and you need to modify an Excel document. When your only access to Exel is on the "cloud", you're screwed. I fully understand that the whole idea behind the cloud is to eliminate software pirating, But I'm not comfortable trusting a program that doesn't reside on my computer hard drive.

Of course -- to catch those two shits I mentioned.

If I'm still around -- and dancing! -- at 105, I could give two shits what I look like.

My ideal boycation would involve flying. It almost doesn't matter where because the trip is what does it for me, not the destination. Having a young man who also enjoys flying or, be still my heart, actually had an interest in aviation + a nice airplane + the money to do it all would be completely sufficient. I almost had one of these a few years back. I was on a business trip to CYVR (Vancouver) and was to bring the airplane back empty. So, I arranged for a meeting of a "friendly" guy to meet me there. We flew back to Seattle and did the Boeing factory, the air museums, Friday Harbor and then flew to Kalispell and did the Road to the Sun in Glacier National Park. From there we flew to COS (Colorado Springs) and then MEM, after which he flew home. It was only 4 days but I enjoyed it a lot. Best regards, RA1

I am in Bangkok and looking to find who's hot and who's not. Besides the 100 degree weather. I am the guy that sits in the clubs and sees a few boys I like, but end up loosing them all to others, while I try to make up my mind. Then go home alone. Tonight I went into Hot Male and as soon as I stepped inside, there was a boy I just totally fell for. But I had a commitment for a while and figured he would be gone before I got back. All that was going thru my head was Oz saying "you like him, don't wait, off him. I went to mamasan and said I wanted to come back in an hour and take him. She said , put down 100 baht deposit and she would save him for me and she did. Very happy ending. Boy was from Vietnam Nam and was as hot and playful as I have ever been with, in my 8 trips to Thailand. Better yet, he spoke enough English that we could carry on a conversation. TotallyOz, just wanted to let you know sometimes your advice is right on..thanks. Now it's off to the ATM , I have 4 nights left before I head home. Lucky him

If you are willing to bully me, I might be willing to do fun things to you....

BBB- Of course you suck, after all, you are gay. I was never bullied but then I played all the "macho" sports and as an attendant at a good HS almost everyone made good grades and went to a good college or university. NOW, I am ready to bully everyone. Best regards, RA1

I feel guilty about this topic because I was bullied, but I would then masturbate about the guys who bullied me. I realize this means I suck.

I was bullied quite a lot. Like Expat, I was a straight A student, I'd skipped a grade and so was younger than many of my classmates, and wasn't particularly masculine. You survive, but it does leave scars.

People tried to bully me but it didn't ever go too far. A good one liner would show the bully and his friends that I wasn't scared and that I could see right through their pathetic macho facade. I was never beat up but I did get challenged a lot. When I was in 7th grade a bully challenged me to a fight after school, I showed up and he didn't. The dozen or so kids that were there to watch the fight let everyone in school know what had happened and that I was actually admired by some of the older kids.

Kinky isn't normal? Best regards, RA1

hito, I bet you would pop a Fierce Boner if I waved a pair of Loubatins in front of your face ?