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OK time to catch up on what I have been doing since I recovered from Montezuma's Revenge. I took a ride out to Jomtien Beach which is about 2Km. from where I am staying on Pattaya Beach . This is a 6km stretch of beach that is much wider then some photos I posted earlier in this thread. Part of this 6km stretch has a predominately Gay Area and many visitors love to rent a chair and spend the day looking at boys etc. You can get a massage in your chair or move to a blanket for a full massage(no happy ending) most of the time. You can get a manicure and a pedicure and order food and drinks while you pass the time. There will be vendors trying to sell you anything you can imagine from watches, perfume, x rated dvd's and regular dvd's . Depending on the day and the time of year hopefully there will be some boys who would love to have you buy them a beer and then go to your Hotel Up to You but be careful of you valuables if you decide to take one of these boys to your room. You can get there from Central Pattaya on baht buses I mentioned earlier for 20 baht (65cents USA) or on motorbike taxi for 80 -100 baht. The photos at the bottom of the beach were taken at the end of the day when most people had left and the chairs were being gathered up. When you leave the beach there is sort of a Village of bars, massage parlors , restaurants etc all of which cater to the Gay Customer. No GoGo Bars are allowed in Jomtien but Beer Bars with boys and massage parlors are ok. There are also some very good restaurants of any type you can imagine and the prices are usually quite reasonable. Later in the day I returned to my Condo and visited BoysTown as mentioned earlier and I have included some photos of the area . There is also a photo of Orleans Restaurant which has a New Orleans vibe and excellent ribs (yumm) There are many more bars then then the few I have mentioned and you never know what Diamonds in the rough could await you . Sometimes you just go into a Bar with only 6 dancers and you see Mr Wonderful there . When you have been as many times as I have, you have your favorites but if you were a first time visitor then stop in at many. I have included photos of most of the boys I have seen in the last 8 days since recovering from my sickness. All of the photos are boys who advertise on Gay Romeo and have many photos on the site and in all but one case they all work in GoGo Bars also. In Pattaya all you have to do is smile at a boy in the Mall or a restaurant and there is a good chance he will end up in your bed. Naturally he most likely will require a small gift for that visit but not always. Sometimes they are just Horny to have Sex with a Non Thai. Amazing Thailand!!. If you have never been , you have to visit someday. You will find nice Hotels and restaurants at a fraction of the cost in Europe, USA, Brazil etc. and the money for the boys is as small an amount of most places in the world. Yes for many of you it will be a long plane ride but I guarantee when you are on the plane going home , all you will be thinking about is how soon you can return!! Replying to 27 Days and Nights in Thailand

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I think you mean the high jacking of the hijack but never mind, your ditty is a ditty. Best regards, RA1

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