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  1. Find Muscles In Brussels: Boytoys Gay Guide To The Capital Of The European Union! Have you ever wanted to visit a place with all the conveniences of a city, but also has the friendliness of small town life? Would you like to be able to practice your high school French without having to deal with the horror that is the French people? Or, maybe you want to go to a hot gay scene before every other cock on your block? If so, you'll simply adore Brussels, Belgium the capital of the European Union and the headquarters of a growing gay scene! For years, Brussels was off the gaydar mainly because it was very hard to get to. Over the past decade, however, low cost airlines have started offering cheap flights to the city from London - and ever since then the gay scene has started to explode! You'll find a thriving gay community, never-ending circuit parties, and tons of museums and architecture to satisfy all of your cultural cravings. Belgians are some of the friendliest people in the world, and Brussels has yet to be overwhelmed by tourists, so you'll be welcomed with open arms and not have to waste too much time dodging tourist traps or souvenir stores. Instead, you can just check out the multiple cruising areas, explore the ever-expanding gay bar scene, and take pictures of one of the most famous and fabulously naughty fountains in the entire world. And, you'll have the chance to eat the best French fries in the world which, contrary to popular opinion, were actually invented in Brussels! Marche Au Charbon The Gay Neighborhood! The heart of the Brussels gay scene is the Marche Au Charbon section of the city. Here you'll find more than a dozen gay bars and clubs spread out over a two or three block area. Almost all of them stock up-to-date gay maps to the city, so you can find all the sexy saunas and gyms you'll need. There are several sex shops in the Marche Au Charbon area so you can have fun even if you left your sex toys at home! The first place to stop in the Marche Au Charbon is Tels Quels a gay cafe that is also home to the Belgium International Gay And Lesbian Association. The English-speaking staff can get you up to date on anything and everything fagulous going on in the Brussels gay scene and let you know about any upcoming gay friendly events and activities. Unlike America, most of the gay bars and clubs in Belgium have a strict men-only policy so leave your fag hag at home, just bring your bone! The Slave is one of the sleaziest hardcore leather bars in the world it has several dark rooms that are constantly filled with some of the roughest trade you'll find anywhere. If you are feeling a little too girly for that, Chez Maman is a very classy drag bar down the street that features exotic shows nightly and boasts some of the most cosmopolitan trannies/TVs and drag queens in Europe as their loyal customers. Once a month, several of the gay clubs get together and hold a festival called La Demence that brings in international DJs, hot male strippers, and drag queens from around the world for an all-night dance party. Cruising In Brussels For those of you who like a little bit of risk when it comes to your man conquests, you'll find that Brussels is a cruising haven. Because most of the gay bars and clubs have been around for a decade or less, the Belgian boys had a need to find other places to blow their seed. The result is a wide variety of cruising spots that seem popular 24 hours a day, seven days a week. The raunchiest is the Orly Cinema right by the railroad tracks. This is a combination sauna and movie theater, with more than a dozen glory holes and almost non-stop cruising action. The trails along the Foret du Soinges are also lined with boys looking to get laid morning, noon, and night. Just wander around the woods for a little while, and you'll soon have your choice of man meat to devour! The Parc du Cinquantenaire, right next door to the headquarters of the European Commission, is known as a cruise park for upscale Brussels dudes looking to take a break from bitching about Bush and suck some cock. Known locally as Cocksuckers Paradise, the park in front of the Royal Palace is also a spot for queens looking for rising cock as soon as the sun goes down. To find the most man meat possible, head over to the bushes by the Royal Fountain. The European Big Men's Convergence Kinky twinks are nice when you want a sexy snack. But, sometimes you want a full meal of man meat! That's why I was delighted to learn of the European Big Men's Convergence, held annually in Brussels. This is a giant, weeklong party dedicated to chubbies, fatties, and burly bears. No women, straights, or skinny boys are allowed at any of the events most of which offer free food and drink! The Big Mens' Convergence is considered the largest gay event for fatties in the world and it brings out the big boys! Like I've always said, Size Matters! And we all know that bigger means better! Pink Screens One of the more delicious events in Brussels is the annual Pink Screens transgender film festival. From October through November, the event features dozens of films that examine the way gender plays roles in our lives. The films focus on the roles of drag queens, gay tops and bottoms, transsexuals, and transvestites. It attracts a mostly gay international crowd, and is a great way to pass the time before the gay clubs open up around 11 p.m.! Brussels Gay Pride Brussels has one of the newer gay pride events in Europe they have only been holding them since the mid 1990s. Still, they have begun to attract large crowds and in 2007, more than 20,000 people came down for what the locals call Pink Saturday. The Pride event is held every year in May and focuses on a large central city parade, street vendors, and then all-night dancing and cruising in the local clubs. The Brussels Gay Sports Association! Do you like to play with balls? Well, really, who doesn't? That's why you may want to reach out and around to the Brussels Gay Sports association when you are in town. The association takes part in many seasonal sports from swimming to rugby and tourists are more than welcome to sign up to play during their stay! The point of the association is to show the local breeder boys that they can be just as athletic as their hetero counterparts and the teams regularly play against the burliest boys in Brussels! I can't decide if I want to be a tackle or a cheerleader! The Museum Of Cocoa And Chocolate If you have a sweet tooth or just like putting succulent things in your mouth - then you'll have a divine time at the Museum of Cocoa and Chocolate! Belgian chocolate is considered the best in the world and this three-story museum gives you a full history of this tasty delicacy. You'll get to see a master chocolate chef weave his magic, get offered free samples, and have the chance to discover the secrets of the hundreds of types of chocolates available in Belgium! They also have chocolate sculptures, and clothing made entirely of chocolate! Just see if you can swallow it all! Manneken Pis The Manneken Pis is the naughtiest and most famous fountain in the world. Located on the Rue D'Etuve, the Manneken Pis features a small bronze boy. The fountain is set up so that the water runs out of his penis making it look like he is relieving his bladder! There have been more than 200 outfits created for the Manneken Pis over the years, so he never looks exactly the same on any given visit! Talk about taking the piss! Sablon Antiques And Books Market If you are looking for a bargain or just love to shop you should get your sweet ass over to the Place de Grand Sablon on Saturday or Sunday afternoons. The entire square is turned into a giant open-air antiques market featuring more than 100 vendors who buy and trade antiques among themselves as well as with the local shoppers! Every price is negotiable and you may find a rare treasure that you will keep close to your home and hearth forever! The Brussels Museum Of Modern Art The most popular museum in the city is the Brussels Museum of Modern Art. It has a huge collection of 19th- and 20th- century paintings and sculptures. There is a strong preference for Flemish artists, and the best gallery space is reserved for the work of Magritte. It's a great way to spend the day before getting ready to hit the clubs and dance the night away! Don't Worry About The Sprouts Just Get To Brussels And Boogie With The Boys! Brussels is the new boy in Gay Town but that means you'll have the chance to sample a lot of fresh meat! The scene is hopping, the chocolate is delicious, and they even have a festival for bears! So book a trip to Brussels where all you have to do is choose between cruising and candy the next time you feel the need to feed your oral fixation! CC boytoy.com 2012
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  2. It's Not Just The Wind That Blows: Boytoys Gay Guide To Barcelona How would you like to go to a gay friendly city with fabulous architecture, cheap liquor, sizzling beaches, and some of the hottest nightlife in the world? If that sounds like your cup of tea then, you simply must visit Barcelona, where the winds blow just like the boys in the torrid Spanish gay neighborhood! Barcelona is the second largest city in Spain and sits on the western coast, right by the French border. Everything is about half the price you'd pay in New York or San Francisco, and the Barcelona boys know how to boogie! You'll find that it's almost always warm in this sinful city which is the height of European fashion! Even in February, the temperatures rarely dip below 50 degrees though it can get too hot in July and August. The locals don't technically speak Spanish they speak Catalan - but almost everyone speaks English, and if you know Spanish you can usually make out the local language, which is very similar. The city is also a thriving seaport which means that you'll find some of the freshest seafood anywhere, after you've sampled the local chorizo of your choice! So, get ready for boytoy.com to take you a trip to Barcelona and show you how to get laid in the shade! Nightclubs And Nightlife Barcelona is known for having some of the best nightclubs in the world. Whether you want a small place with low lights and slow dancing or a huge five-story techno club overlooking the water, you'll find it in Barcelona. That said, everything happens late in Barcelona so you probably want to take a long siesta in the afternoon. You'll find that many people don't go out to eat until around 10 p.m. or later, and that most of the clubs are empty until around 2 or 3 a.m. They stay open until noon the next morning so you'll have plenty of time to get your dance on! If you are like me and simply can't wait until that late to eat dinner, most bars sell snacks of one type or another - called tapas - to hold you over. Personally, I suggest having a late lunch and then finding a boy to kill time with until it gets late enough to make your move into the night. L'Eixample The main gay neighborhood in Barcelona is L'Eixample, known by the locals as Gaixample. Located right in the heart of the city around the blocks between Calle Comte d'Urgell and Rambla Catalunya, Gran Via and Calle Provença. This is where you'll find tons of gay bars, saunas, bathhouses, gyms and pride flags on almost every corner. During the day, L'Eixample is a thriving part of the city, but at night it really explodes with hot restaurants, dirty dancing, all-night cruising and all the cock you can sink your teeth into. Many of the local bars hand out fliers with maps to other gay bars and clubs in town, so once you've found L'Eixample you'll have no problem figuring out where to go when you want to cum! You'll find that most of the gay bars and clubs have dark areas or dark rooms for patrons to get their gay on, and you'll find some of the sluttiest boys in Europe. All in all, L'Eixample is a prime example of absolute fantasy! Sitges If bronzed Spanish boys are your thing and if not, they should be then Sitges is where you want to go to cum in the sun. Located just outside the city and easily reachable by public transportation, Sitges is where you'll find the gay beaches of Barcelona. It's also the headquarters for one of the most queerific events in Barcelona the annual Carnivale festival held every year in the weeks leading up to the day before Ash Wednesday. Carnivale at Sitges is a virtual orgy of gay men, beaches, drag queens and cockaholics. The beach parties go on all night long, and the boys keep cumming back for more. It's enough to bring you to your knees! Loveball If you want to fight for your right to party, the annual Loveball event may bring your to your knees. Held every August, Loveball is a festival dedicated to gay clubbing, cruising and cocksucking that draws about 20,000 hot men a night into the city center. For the entire week, some of the best DJs in the world descend on Barcelona and the clubs stay open 24 hours a day, so you can dance your way to dick day and night! During the day there are also cocktail parties, gay film screenings, gay walking tours, museum tours, and enough fun to get you blinded by the gay. At night, the boys are looking to bang and some of the clubs become virtual impromptu orgies. In other words, you'll have a ball and love it! Tapas One of the main reasons the people of Barcelona can wait until 10 p.m. or later to have dinner is the popularity of tapas, which are served day and night all over the city whenever you sit down to have a drink. Tapas are finger foods served in very small portions. You can order one piece of tapas to go with a glass of wine, or several plates if you plan on chilling out for a while. You'll find dozens of types of tapas to put in your dirty little mouths, from local ham to bread soaked in tomato sauce to sausages and even fried octopus! Sangria Sangria is the most popular drink in Barcelona and it's not what you'd expect. Unlike the watered down punch you may have seen in America, sangria in Barcelona is a local art form. Nearly every bar and pub has its own recipe. Some are made with a wine base, while other are spiked with various versions of grain alcohol. This can be a problem because you'll never really be sure how strong your glass is until you wake up the next morning and realize the twink you thought you banged was actually a bear! All sangria has some red wine in it, and is filled with large pieces of fruit. At most bars you can purchase a glass for a couple of bucks, though your best bet is to simply get a pitcher, load up on tapas and let the taste sensations take you away! Just don't let your sangria goggles get you in trouble unless you are ready for the walk of shame! La Rambla One of the most popular tourist stops located just outside L'Eixample - is La Rambla, a long pedestrian street connecting Plaza Cataluna with the statue of Christopher Columbus at the main port. This is Barcelona's Times Square, and you'll find everything and anything - from transvestite prostitutes, the Hard Rock Cafe, brothels, gay peep shows, to souvenir stands and stalls selling flowers and live animals. At the top of La Rambla, near H&M, you'll find lots of winding streets heading off to cute clothing boutiques and a few tapas bars. Head down just a little bit further and you'll be surrounded by open-air exotic pet stores selling everything from chinchillas to baby alligators and chameleons. Next up is the huge open-air flower market, a museum dedicated to the history of gay and straight erotica, and tons of bars and cafes that are open 20 hours a day. In between the open air markets are literally dozens of street performers, doing everything from playing guitar to dressing up like statues of Julius Caesar and dancing like Michael Jackson. At the bottom of the street you'll discover local artists and vendors selling authentic, locally made crafts. During the late evening the bottom of La Rambla fills up with rent boys, hookers, transvestite prostitutes, and every type of commercial sex you can imagine. You'll want to keep an eye on your wallet because La Rambla is known for pickpockets, but other than that La Rambla is a fagtastic way to drink, eat and discover new ways to be sinfully delicious! La Sagrada Familia The most fabulous tourist attraction in Barcelona is La Sagrada Famila and they haven't even finished building it yet! This giant church went under construction by local architectural legend Antoni Gaudi in 1882 and they have been working on it ever since. Each of the four sides of the church represents a different architectural style meaning that there is something for everyone. At this phase of the construction, one of the statues of Christ appears to have an erection! More than 2 million people a year cum to visit La Sagrada Familia, making it one of the most seen attractions in all of Europe. Its beauty is quite simply divine! Park Guell One of the other Barcelona beauties built by Antoni Gaudi is the Park Guell in the northern part of the city. While Park Guell is a fully functioning park, it also stands as a 17-acre work of modern art in its own right. Gaudi built mosaics, statues, sea serpents, marble lizards and other free flowing expressions. The park is almost like a giant painting come to life. While there isn't much traditional cruising going on in Park Guell, its beauty alone is almost enough to bring you to your knees! And, anyway, who can resist a sea serpent? Barri Gotic If you want to stroll around beautiful buildings in a bohemian atmosphere, you'll want to get your cute little buns over to the Barri Gotic, the center of the Old City of Barcelona. You'll see fabulous Roman ruins, ancient churches, tons of street vendors, great tapas bars, and loads of cute young students just chilling out and having a good time. There are no cars allowed in the Barri Gotic (also known as the Gothic Quarter) so you can ramble around to your heart's content, discovering tons of little squares, cool boutiques, and great restaurants. You'll have a gay old time! Where Ya Goin'? Barcelona! If you want to meet hip kids, get laid in the trendiest gay clubs in the world, or just eat and drink the night away, Barcelona is where all the cool queers are going this year! You'll be able to party all night, sleep all day, hit cool gay beaches, and find all the man meat you can handle. CC boytoy.com 2012
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  3. Gay Prague Take A Tour! Tired of the increasingly expensive cost of Western Europe rent boys, boy toys and beverages as the dollar slides against the Euro? Then, my beautiful bears, terrific twinks and cravilicious cockaholics, it's time to look East and explore Prague. Prague is one of the most beautiful cities in Europe and, with the advent of low cost airlines, has quickly become one of the few that has no off season. You can dance the night away and get your gay on 12 months a year! The city has a rich history and is where Mozart's Don Giovanni was first performed. It retains a medieval city center, is an easy to navigate pedestrian city, and is the most gay-friendly city east of the former Iron Curtain. In fact, the country estimates that it gets over 600,000 gay and lesbian tourists a year, drawn by the cheap beer, good food, beautiful buildings, and young, hip nightlife scene. You'll rarely lack for things to do in Prague, day or night! So let Boy Toy give you the low down on how to go down in this ho-town! Gay Hotel Tours The Prague travel industry is actively courting gay tourists, and wants to do everything they can to ensure that the homos are happy when they write home about Prague. Because of this, an entire string of specifically gay hotels have sprouted up in different parts of the city, and are easy to find when you look to book online. These hotels are not only gay-friendly, but they will, for an extra fee, take you on guided tours of the cruising areas in town, the hottest gay bars and clubs, the most popular saunas, and even set you up with escorts who will come directly to your room and can simply be added to the cost of your hotel bill. You also have the option of taking traditional gay-only tours of non-sexual tourist sites during the day, which are sponsored by the hotels. All in all, Prague makes it very easy to have an exclusively gay vacation and get hot and horny whenever you want to! The Prague Gay Escort Scene Prague has one of the most active gay escort scenes in Europe. But, you generally won't find them through traditional escort services. Instead, the rent boys either work the gay bars and clubs at any given gay watering hole, assume that at least 10 percent of the patrons are working boys - or else work directly for the various gay hotels. Drakes, Temple and Escape are the most well know and popular of the bars that have working boys. They are good year round but you may have to be a bit more patient and wait around for the right guy to grace your presence that you would in some other cities. The best strip action is in Escape. You may also find some of them working the saunas but the chance of that happening is slim. No matter where you pick them up, expect them to cost roughly half of what you would pay in Western Europe. If you decide to go searching Prague on your own without the help of a hotel tour, you'll find most of the clubs/bars and saunas in the Old Town, Vinohrady and Zizkov sections of the city. If cruising is more your style, then you'll want to visit the Andel Shopping Center, where the bathrooms are known gay pick up spots; the Podoli Bath, where the changing rooms are hookup spots; and Seberak Lake, where the nude sunbathers often take a break in the bushes with each other; the train station where cruising always seem to be going on. Gay Events In Prague There are two main gay events in Prague: the Gay And Lesbian Film Festival Mezipatra, and Prague Gay Pride. The film festival has been held every November since 2001 and the first Prague Gay Pride took place in August 2011 and will continue to be held at that time of year into the future. Both bring a lot of gay tourists into town, so you'll want to reserve your hotel room at a gay hotel several months in advance to make sure you aren't stuck with straight frat boys at a normal hotel unless, of course, that's your thing, in which case you MUST check out our guide to seducing straight boys! What To Do When You're Not Getting Your Gay On Even if you are the most dedicated cocksucker in the world, you'll want to spend some time with your dick in your pants. Luckily, Prague has dozens of great tourist sites here are the highlights. Prague Castle. Listed in the Guinness Book Of World Records as the largest ancient castle in the world, it is not only beautiful but offers impressive views of the city from the top floors. It will make you feel like a queen! The city's Gothic Astronomical Clock is another interesting site sitting right next to the theater where Mozart originally launched several of his most important operas. If you have Jewish ancestry, you'll want to visit the Josefav district of Prague. This is the old Jewish ghetto, and features the oldest still standing synagogues in all of Europe. Writer Franz Kafka's house is also here, as is the oldest Jewish cemetery in Europe. This part of town alone is worth an entire day's walking. Finally, the Infant Of Prague is perhaps the most famous statue of Christ in the world. You'll find it in the Church Of Our Lady Victorious, in the Lesser Town section of the city. Come To Prague And Let's Get Physical! Ok, that's our roundup for your next gaycation in Prague! Book your trip now the boy toys are waiting for you! cc boytoy.com 2012
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  4. Lucky

    Prosecutors Gone Wild

    hitoallusa continues to remind me that the values we cherish as our American freedoms are easily disposed of when those who don't value those freedoms take power.
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  5. MsGuy

    Great One Liners

    For AdamSmith: “To be sure, the Road of Excess leads to the Palace of Wisdom, even when it takes you through the Valley of the Nest of Spiders. Just watch out for parasites.” ― Samuel R. Delany, Through the Valley of the Nest of Spiders Found while searching unsucessfully for Delany's version of "Too much is never enough."
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  6. You mean like watching Honey Boo Boo or reading Harry Potter?
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  7. Other than Picnic, I saw six shows in New York. My favorite was the first one, Vanya, and Sonia and Masha and Spike. It's a very funny comedy by Christopher Durang about contemporary issues. He uses character names from various plays by Anton Chekhov, and no doubt I missed a few insider jokes. TheaterMania provides this summary of the show: Vanya (Pierce) and adopted sister Sonia (Nielsen) are – in true Chekhovian fashion -- bored, lonely, and aimless sitting around their lovely Bucks County home (gloriously rendered by David Korins). Now in their 50s, they lament about having given up their lives (and apparently any chance of reasonable employment) to tend to their now-dead parents, while glamorous older sister Masha (Weaver) travels the world as a world-famous actress. Life gets temporarily upended when Masha unexpectedly shows up one day – with decades-younger boy-toy Spike in tow (the extraordinarily fit and often semi-dressed Billy Magnussen). She has returned ostensibly to attend a neighbor's costume ball, but also to deliver the shocking news that she has decided to sell the family homestead in order to cut down on her own expenses. Before that bombshell is even dropped, the siblings find enough to bicker about, including Sonia's unrequited romantic longing for Vanya (who is gay) and her lifelong resentment of the spectacularly self-obsessed Masha. Increasing the tension tenfold, as well, is the sudden appearance of winsome visitor Nina (a perfectly cast Genevieve Angelson), whose youth and innocence unsurprisingly threaten Masha's already precarious well-being. And providing even more fodder for arguments, are the constant (and seemingly nonsensical) presentiments of the trio's aptly-named housekeeper, Cassandra (a hilarious Shalita Grant). *** Last year I attended the comedy One Man, Two Guvnors, which was supposed to be an exceptionally funny British slapstick comedy. I laughed once. For the show at the Lincoln Center, i was constantly laughing. i guess I prefer more cerebral humor. I know I prefer dry humor. Each actor gets his or her moment. Sigourney Weaver is excellent in hers, but David Hyde Pierce is magnificent in his. He does a rant on how we communicate less with all the new-fangled devices such as smartphones. As he speaks, he gets more worked up, and the audience is just howling by the end. Billy Magnussen, sexy as can be, is also very charming on stage. He tells about his audition for a part in Entourage 2, and shows the sexy moves he performed. Since he is often in his underwear or practicing stripper routines, he gets lots of lustful applause. The show closes Sunday, and tickets are very hard to get. I got the last one available last week, and was very LUCKY to have done so. This is a great show. It may move to Broadway, but it won't be the same as in the smaller house where the actors are much closer to you. Next up: Golden Boy
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  8. I am NOT a smoker at all but I once loved smoking these Nat Sherman Fantasia cigs. I use to take them with me to Thailand and the BF loved them. I have not seen them in ages and I thought they were no longer made. Then, low and behold I was in a casino in Vegas and saw them. Heaven. I am Heaven. I just love lighting up ones of these sexy fags and puffing on it (I do it with my red ruby slippers).
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  9. How To Bang A Straight Guy Men cum in all shapes and sizes. And, all are adorable in their own ways. But for many of us, the holy grail is to get in the pants of a straight guy. Sure, I know you have to pretend to your hot straight male friends that you don't like them that way but many of us are dogs who would do the humpty-hump with our jogging buddy in a moment's notice if given the chance. And, why not? Forbidden fruit has always been one of the biggest turn-ons for people in bed. Transgression is fun. Plus, sex can often be about conquering, and what's a more brag-worthy conquest the twink in the dark room of The Cock who's blown three guys that night, or a hunky straight boy who swears he'd never do anything like that, except, you know, that one time, when was in college, he was drunk, it didn't mean anything.... The good news is that straight guys are not unfuckable cock blockers. Sure, they won't want to be your boyfriend, but if you just want to knock cock, it can be done, if you just put your mind to it. The first thing you need to do, my little cockaholics, is make sure you have condoms on you before you start the seduction. A lot of straight guys don't carry condoms on them, because they know that a lot of straight girls who are on the pill won't make them wear them. The second thing is to make sure you have a quantity of booze and/or weed. You are not going to make this happen when they are sober. Obviously you don't want them to get so fucked up that they can't give consent you just want them to be buzzed enough that they let down their bro guard a bit. Third up, you have to reassure their straight ego. Tell them it's not gay it's just experimenting. Assure them that you've been with other straight guys before and that lots of guys do it, they just don't talk about it. (You can tell them this even if it isn't true it's not like they are going to ask around just to prove you wrong!) Now, your next move is to try to find a time when you are alone with them. They won't appreciate people seeing you put the moves on them. You've got to seriously keep it on the down low. Your best bet is if they are in a dry spell or have just gotten into a spat with their wives or girlfriends. Better still, if they are bitching that their girl won't give them head very often or let them fuck them up the ass at all. You can point out that you don't have those kinds of problems and assure them that if they tried guys a bit they'd find themselves getting lots of head and having the chance to bang the back door. Remind them that mouths and asses have no gender. Move slowly. Don't go in for a kiss you have to make this about them getting off, not about anything close to romance. It has to be just a thing guys do from time to time. The less serious you make it seem, the less threatening it will be for them. Of course you can tease them and double dog dare them no guy likes to think that he's not brave enough to try something just once. When it looks like they might be considering it, assure them that it will be your secret and you won't tell anyone even if you'll be on the phone to your favorite fag hag 10 minutes after they are out the door. Don't expect reciprocation you have to make it all about them. You can jerk off about the sexperience later. They whole point is to seduce them so that you can know you've moved them toward Team Pink. If these tactics don't work, then you have to go for what may at first seem your least likely ally women. The truth is that many women fantasize about seeing two guys fool around with each other. That's why up to 30 percent of gay porn is purchased by women. They find it just as hot to watch two guys together as straight dudes find it sexciting to watch two women play with each other. If he has a girlfriend and you are friends with her, ask her if she'd be willing to do a threesome with you and her boyfriend. This can work wonders if you are willing to play with her a bit because a lot of girls have the same fantasy about seducing a gay guy as you do about seducing a straight guy. If the object of your desire doesn't have a girlfriend, there is probably some girl in his life that he really wants to fuck. Talk to her and try to bring her onto your side. While she may not be into fucking him one-on-one, she may be willing to do so as part of a threesome so she can get off on you two getting off. Either situation is likely to work out. If a dude thinks he can get more sex from his girlfriend, he'll do almost anything for it. And, if his girlfriend is asking him to do it he can justify to his male ego that he's just doing it to turn her on so, it's clearly not gay at all for him to be rubbing his cock next to yours. And, if he's single and really wants one of his female friends, he'll literally do anything to get in there. Man's little head always wins the fight with his big head, even if he's super homophobic. Of course, sometimes this isn't in the cards either, but don't fret my little fairies there's still one more option. Simply go to Craigslist where you'll find tons of straight dudes looking for beat off buddies - hit a couple of them up, and you'll find it's not that hard to get them to let you go down on them once they've popped a chubby! So, if straight guys are your thing. then you've cum to the right place! Boy Toy is happy to set you straight on how to get a horny hetero! Now go out and go down! cc boytoy.com 2013
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  10. lookin

    Prosecutors Gone Wild

    I guess those runaway slaves should have stayed and faced the music too. Perhaps you have the resources to take on the Feds over a wrongheaded law, but most of us don't. Swartz was on his way either to jail or to financial catastrophe and very likely both. For the U. S. Attorney and the federal prosecutor, it was just another day at the office. A fair fight is one thing, but this was something else again.
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  11. Something I once woke up to find posted on the web site of a favorite (straight) watering hole, by the barmaid/owner, reporting on the previous evening... Big handsome construction worker: "AS, I may get drunk enough to go home with you, but I'll be thinking about our barmaid." AS: "Do you think my asshole knows the difference?" (Names changed to protect the guilty. )
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  12. Lucky

    Prosecutors Gone Wild

    A columnist for the SF Chronicle says that the prosecutor's crime was worse than the one alleged to have been committed by Aaron Swarz: http://www.sfgate.com/business/bottomline/article/Prosecutors-crime-greater-than-Swartz-s-4193962.php
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  13. I very much agree with your first 2 sentences.
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  14. wayout

    Great One Liners

    Having sex is like playing bridge because if you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand
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  15. ihpguy

    Great One Liners

    "Then you must be from New York"
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  16. BiBottomBoy

    Great One Liners

    I never forget a face, but in your case I'd make an exception.
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  17. So EXPAT is quite sure that she was reading this off of a teleprompter? And she still rambled to this extent? She has won two Oscars after all. Been nominated for others. I loved her in small supporting role in Inside Man. Quick, smart. She seemed to be in that same zone, but rambling a bit. So I thought she was speaking extemporaneously. The more I thought about the speech, the more I appreciated where she was coming from and its subtext.
    1 point
  18. AdamSmith

    Great One Liners

    "I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying." Oscar Wilde
    1 point
  19. The old Balkan Sobranies for me. They were the same cigarette, same gold filter but a black body. (Now they are white, filterless, come in a neat little tin box. But the look was everything.)
    1 point
  20. If this is the only thing you are getting your lips around , you better use that return ticket to Thailand!!!
    1 point
  21. Very interesting attitude. I feel that way sometimes when I'm unexpectedly attracted to the opposite sex.
    1 point
  22. MsGuy

    Glitches . . .

    I tend to plod through selective fora and selective threads. I've been eyeing the "View New Content" button for quite a while now but that would require a change in my habits and you all know how I feel about change. Well, I did make a change in the order in which I read my daily newspaper comic strips a few weeks ago (swapped one comic's place-order from last to 4th and added a new strip 2nd to last), so maybe there's hope for me yet! Still that took a couple of weeks of contemplation before I tried it out & I had a compelling reason to make the change. You can't be too careful about this change stuff lest things get out of hand.
    1 point
  23. Straight boys are god gift to humanity, but you can have them only once, after that they are not technically straight anymore. The second best thing are straight looking bi-sexual boys. Just one advice, or as a matter of fact a survival tip: Don't fall in love.
    1 point
  24. lookin

    Prosecutors Gone Wild

    And he, in turn, is pointing the finger back to the U. S. Attorney's office in Boston. May be he sees himself as the hired gun, with the U. S. Attorney setting policy. Though I expect it's the back room money-boys who are really setting policy. Reached at home, the prosecutor, Stephen Heymann, referred all questions to the spokeswoman for the U.S. Attorney's office in Boston, Christina Dilorio-Sterling. She did not immediately respond to an email and phone message seeking comment. . . . As of Wednesday, the government took the position that any guilty plea by Swartz must include guilty pleas for all 13 charges and the possibility of jail time, Peters said. Otherwise the government would take the case to trial and seek a sentence of at least seven years. . . . JSTOR, one alleged victim, agreed with Peters that those terms were excessive, Peters said. JSTOR came over to Swartz's side after "he gave the stuff back to JSTOR, paid them to compensate for any inconveniences and apologized," Peters said. . . . For Swartz's family, the matter was clearer-cut, said Peters, his lawyer. "Our consistent response was, this case should be resolved in a way that doesn't destroy Aaron's life and takes into account who he really is, and what he was doing."
    1 point
  25. I don't know. My last couple months in NYC I lived with a straight guy, mid-30s, originally from Puerto Rico, who enjoyed my blow jobs and sleeping together. (Actually sleeping, wrapped round each other, tho no sex beyond the foregoing.) Not a hooker; a grunt in the music production biz. Several times he procured fuck buds for me from among his queer friends. He it was who introduced me to No Parking, come to think, a happy hunting ground for pickups, the one time I went there before moving away. And showed me how to live more or less on the streets for a few weeks when that became needful. Think the observations in Lucky's post on gender identity are relevant, and have some applicability in age ranges above those highlighted in that article.
    1 point
  26. In the young hipster community MFM threesomes are now really popular becuase hipster girls think it's cool to watch two "straight" guys blow each other, and the dudes are willing to do it as long as it gets them pussy. And pegging has become super popular as well. I think that a lot of these straight guys who have sex wtih other guys are doing it to impress girls - which would, to my mind, make them not gay.
    1 point
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