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Who knows the place ? Is it possible to meet boys there ? In saunas ? on the beach ? Thanks for the tips ! (I should be there from Dec 3 to 7).

Totally missed it last night. So sorry. Reports from my fellow ex-patriot to follow. I had a date, yeah!!!!, with a really cute, at least my type, Brasileiro from Teresopolis, with the cutest butt that I couldn't keep my hands off of last night. A friend arrives today from Washington and we are hitting 117 so a dual reportage tomorrow.

No one can make this stuff up. And for the international debate, it would be nice if BO really went on the attack with this info against Mittens. Which he needs to wear as his hands are so dirty. Looking at Anne, I cannot help but compare her to Eva Braun, and over coffee and strudel, chatting with her friends about Adolph building showers for those "dirty jews." Just the fact that through Mitt's involvement, smoking among women in Russia has increased from 7 percent to 22 percent and now 60 percent of all men smoke in Russia. And of course, Magic Panties-wearing Mitt has only smoked at the most one. At the same time profiting over making others sick and dying. And of course tithing back to SLC and the LDS their 10 percent. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/09/mitt-romney-bain-tobacco_n_1949812.html They really are an evil pair.

Thank you ihpguy for all the valuable information you post. Looking forward to reading your comments on 117, my favourite place in Rio. Did you try the massagist there (non sexual, but very pleasant)

Thanks for posting, that was remarkably sweet. She sounds like a fantastic mom.

Since I only have one sat night in MM to compare with, it's probably not very fair, but lagoa is on a whole different level! Way way better! Day one was Friday night, arrived at 4:30. Got locker 51. Quite busy already with more than 2 dozen boys and a bit fewer clients. After walking around a bit, it's very clean and all staff are very professional. The client lockers are right by the reception, all the boys keep themselves out of there respectfully. Not at all like someone commented boys would steal your stuff or staff will over charge you. There are 3 boys I would love to go after. While in MM there were barely one. One tanned slim white boy with some exotic (non-north american) look, one a bit beefier skater boy, one Latino boy. Except for the skater boy, the other two are in their jeans. Someone has commented these boys not in towels might have a bit attitude and ask for more. However, the tanned boy notice my smile at him, walked over right away. I was smitten already with his prettier than girls but not girlish looks, so even though he is not very warm, I didn't bother bargaining when he asked for 100. He asked the staff for the good room (40). The session was ok, he is cooperating when btm, but find excuses to give head with a condom even though we agreed otherwise beforehand. A good enough experience though. Name is junior, we chatted over google translate a bit, he asked to come to my hotel, but he is rather distant during the chat, so I said goodbye. Still a good night. Tonight is the second night, I went a bit later arriving at 5:30. A lot of boys and clients there already, much busier than yesterday. Got the locker 101 this time. Junior is there, actually i ran into him at cathedral Se earlier. he was talking to a girl by a light post. no words, but we did exchanged a thumb up. But not anyone else in the same caliber tonight. Junior came to say hi, but still distant, so I told him maybe later. Around 6:00, both the other two boys from yesterday arrived. However, the Latino boy hooked up with someone soon. We said hello while he waited for his client to get the room. He is much warmer with a nice smile. The skater boy is in heated chat with another boy for a long time and didn't respond to my stare. 6:30, more boys arrived. It seems I was a bit early yesterday. At least two more boys are even better looking came in. I normally don't fall for guys over 6 feet, but this boy is just way too handsome. He is also very friendly, nice smile and sampled some kisses when I asked if he kisses. Name is daniel. He asked for 150, and immediately explained apologetically over google translate that it's his first time here. Not that I mind the price at all. But I did ask him to throw in a few photos. He agreed after a few seconds. Man, is this a much better session. He kisses and give head with a passion, and has a hard on himself once we started. They have mirrors in the more expensive room, definitely worth it! Heavenly! Now that I hit 40, there s no way I can do more than once a night. But if only I could as I check out an hour later, I am wishing I can live in São Paulo already. Only scheduled 3 nights here, since comments suggesting RIO boys do it better. I can hardly imagine that. Will comment next week after I check out 117.

Thanks for posting all these comments, dallastexas. As I was with you, at least for most of the Porto Alegre part in the sauna, I can certify that all what you wrote is correct (I was not in the room though). The best time I had this trip was indeed in Porto Alegre. I love the types of boys we can find there. You mention that Indiscretus was slow for a Saturday, but we went on a Friday. I was a bit disappointed to see the Homen Erectus, since the previous time there was a guy wanking in public that you could also touch and wank.This time, the Homen Erectus had, I guess, a hard on but it was inside his pants, so not as good as previously. The 2 Garçons nus were hot, one had a great face and a lovely ass, although a little big. They were wearing only a small apron and they were wearing it differently: one was "hiding" his front part and showing his butt, the other one was "hiding" half of the front part and half of the back part. Exciting in both cases. In addition to the apron, they are both wearing an army cap .. Very exciting. I found a picture of the Garcons: The nice looking one is the one on the left. He looks a bit fat on this picture, and indeed he is a butch boy, but he is not as fat as he looks on the picture. Lovely face and ass. Very friendly. When we did the circuit from Mezzaninu to Mixx and then to Indiscretus, we were followed by a stripper, one of the twins, who did his dance in Mezzaninu, then went to dance in Mixx and then danced on the bar in Indiscretus. This picture ot the twins is a little old, maybe 2 or 3 years. Now he is more beefy and more muscular and much more tattoed !

Thanks, again for another good report. i do appreciate that you would take the time from your vacation to share with us. I am a little confused. I thought that the working boy is a garato, and the encounter in the room is the programma. have I got that wrong?

Thanks to all for your support! I am currently in Rio... Porto Alegre was fantastic, albiet super cold and a bit rainy. Too much sex makes me a tad bit lazy to post updates on my tablet...I guess I am better at rubbing a Brazilian cock then punching a touchscreen. My fellow predecessors were right, Mez (I forgot the spelling of the entire name of the thermas) was as nicely configured as others have mentioned, built from the ground up to accomodate to the needs of a rentboy sauna. It was clean and nicely laid out. The owner was friendly. My only small comment is that the cabines need a mirror near the beds in each room, so that one may watch themselves having sex with, dare I say, the hardest, biggest, and meatiest cocks. I only rented the small cabines, so maybe there are mirrors in the larger rooms? In terms of the boys, another fellow forum member is correct, Wednesday was surprisingly busy. Wednesdays and Saturdays are double bingo (2 bingo cards) night and prizes range from a free cabine, imported wine from Chile, ...to a free boy (valued at 50 reis). I won a free cabine and imported wine, thanks to the help of a new friend who translated each number for me during the game. Also, the game is a great opportunity to bond with the programmas... imagine, stroking Brazilian cock in between each number that is being called, and getting non-sexually excited as you cum,...close to winning bingo; where else on earth can you do that? The Italian (I think his name is Christopher?) programma whose pic, tomcal posted in a previous thread, was there most nights. He was indeed, gorgeous... Mixx bar was interesting, but was slow when I was there. I like the boy brothel concept, but enjoy the sauna environments more. Like shopping for clothes, I like to see my merchandise displayed in the best possible way; and seeing a hot guy in a skimpy towel, randomly flashing his boner to get my attention is more stimulating then hunting for rentboys in a poorly lit bar ambience with blazing music. Indiscretus had great music, but was also slow for a Saturday. Perhaps it was low season... Overall, Porto Alegre was a refreshing small town experience with a great rent boy scene. The men are slightly smaller build than the super strong types I have seen in Rio and Sao Paulo, lighter in complexion, but equally as nice as Brazilians elsewhere. Yesterday, in Rio, I went to 117 for the first time. I was expecting it to be slow for a Thursday, but there were lots of programmas there, less clients....score for me. Getting to 117 was easy via the metro. Get off the Gloria stop, turn left onto Candido Mendes and it is on your left. Unlike the saunas at Sao Paulo and PA, here, you get your towel and flip flops at the locker from the attendant. Lockers are located in the basement area. I think the entry is 35 reais. The guys here are 70% tall and muscular-ish type, 30% nice looking with an in shape athletic to twink body type, both of which was heaven for me. All the cocks I saw flashed at me were huge. I wish I could exxagerate about the cock-size, but really, I mean, really, really, really,...it is REALLY huge. I dont think they allow men with average size cocks to work here. Of the programmas, 3 caught my attention. The one I selected had his wife's name tattooed on his forearm and his child's name on his underarm - not sure if it is his son or daugther, because I was more focused on looking at him stroking his big dildo of a dick as he was casually wooing to fuck me, and earn my 70 reis, of course. He did not have the manicured muscle body sculpted from spending countlessbhours at the gym or steroids, he had a natural masculine muscle, the type you obtain from physical labor, yet his skin was baby butt smooth, his face was beautiful. I was sold when he said, "oi...", but he probably thinks that his line, "me fuck you bom, no bom, no money" worked on me. Once in the cabine, I knew something special was going to happen when he planted a kiss on my lips before inserting the key from inside the door to lock it. This one likes to grunt,...did I mention he also likes to spank? We didn't discuss this prior and I have yet to divulge or engage in spanking with any programmas while in Brazil, so I know he didn't get this info about me enjoying bejng spanked from any previous garatos discussing to each other about their clients. He was all smiles in our discussion at the public area, yet serious, focused, and a pleaser while in the cabine. Rock solid cock while he penetrated, the kind that even 10 viagras could not duplicate. This is the kind of natural hardness that only nature could create. He fucked like an angry bull - I was the red cape. It was a long session with 4 different positions. My "note-to-myself-nickname" for him (the only way I can keep track of who I have had sex with on this trip) was "red bull." Tonight, I was walking to my rental apartment in Copa from my visit to Point 202 (another post). The weather was nice and cool. I turned a corner. To my surprise, I saw "red bull" nearby a juice bar, with a woman (I presume, his wife). Perhaps twisted of me, but the idea of having sex with a straight man is welcomingly hot. Oh, Brazil,...you are like no other.

Here is my contribution of my experiences in Brazil. Keep in mind that this is my first trip to Brazil. I am not a fancy person, just a horny, horny, horny and sexually adventurous lad. Im going to be as detailed as possible, hence, my apologies for any unintended errors or if I bore you with too much details of the "Brazilian experience." First day, my plane arrived at Sao Paulo at 2 pm. I quickly checked in my hotel...jumped straight onto the metro and got off at the Santa Cruz station. Most people would take a taxi, but the area is safe enough to walk and it is a mere $3 reals. (Money save = more money to spend on the boys). When you get out of the station, exit through the side of the Santa Cruz mall, pass Toledo rd and head toward Lagoa street and turn left, walk until you see the numeric 287 on your left, as that is destination orgasm. I couldn't see a sign, I pressed the doorbell and voila... When you enter Thermos Lagoa, youll be given a towel, flip flops, and a key. Thereafter, go right, as the left side is for the programmas. Change into a towel, take a deep breathe,...and suddenly, you are in Brazilian boy heaven,...take your time picking the right boy, I repeat, take your time. Caveat, if you see someone who really, really churns your butter, then go for the kill, because the programmas may leave to go home early (some just stop by to earn extra money after work and will head home with their family once they have a client - those are usually the ones I want). First time there, it was sensory overload for me. I went straight to the bar and ordered a drink. Show the bartender your number and he will add it to your tab, which you pay upon exit. Oh, the entry now has spiked to $40 reals on regulars days and $50 reals on weekends. On average, there are about 30 to 40 programmas at prime time (around 7-10 pm...) Some only linger at the bar, others at the tub area, handful at the stairs, and several in the dark roon upstair (to give you a preview of ther merchandise). My first night, I had this steaming hot 20 year old -- he wanted to finish quickly and it was annoying. It was worth it anyways because watching him bang me in the mirror of the cabine is making me quiver as I type this. The 2nd night, I had this strong medium tone and tall boy with a big dick, who told me he is a police officer. Behold, the next morning, I went to the SP parade and saw him in uniform with a hard batone that was bigger than the one that entertained me the night before. So,...the art of going "in for the kill", and getting great sex...Indeed, I have not perfected this skill yet. Some on the forum members on here may disagree, so keep in mind I'm just sharing what works for me...there is no warranty for this advice. Here is my method each night: 1) I begin by separating the "professionals" with the "maybe pro, but at least he's not so robotic and doesnt seem like an opportunist that all he wants to do is to take my money and do as little as possible (i want my full 1 hour, since I paid for it)." 2) Once I find my non-professional. I get their attention by looking at them. This usually is a signal for them to come to you to engage. There are some posers who require you to come to them...they are usually the muscular or really pretty ones; often times the worse in terms of performance in the cabine, buyer beware. 3) Since I do not speak a lick of Portugeuse, my diaglogue usually goes like this, "ola => tu programma => passiva or activo => tu chupa => tu beija => gosto de chupar por um longo tempo => cuantos cobras?" Use your instincts. If you have a bad feeling about how the programma answers your question, then move on. Do not settle jist because you are horny,... be forward, but respectful. I met an American who wasnt direct and got stung when he found out that the programma wanted to charge him $200 reals because the programma came and squirted. Again, maybe that is a reasonable fee for coming, but wouldnt you want to know beforehand? 4) In terms of fee, well, this is really subjective and depends on multiple factors. Are you super generous, do you not care if u get ripped off, do you want to be fair, are you frugal, or super cheap and looking for the best deal? I try to take the middle road and my experience, understanding that I probably get charged more than the locals; I guess that is the price for doing business when u dont know the languafe. Factors depends on when you are there (programma who hasnt gotten a client will tend to discount at the end of the night to offset their entry fee), how hot and sizzling the programma is, and most importantly, how horny I am at that moment. At Lagoa, its seems the starting rate is $100 reals, plus the cost of the cabines per use ($35 average depending on room quality). Some programmas have gone down to $70 or $80 reals. Keep in mind that Sao Paulo is more expensive than most other cities. Bring your own condoms and lube, else you will be charged an extra $4 - $5 reals. I bring my own and the programmas seem to appreciate that the condoms are XXL so it wouldnt be so cramped for their gigantic cocks. 5) Once you agree, go to the front and get the key for the cabine, they will add it to your tab when you check-out. Go to your locker and get condoms & lube, then go to the cabine with the programma. Have fun. Moan, enjoy, fuck like its 1980, or whichever year it was that you lost your virginity. 6) Once done, return key, go to your room and pay your programma discreetly. Some general observations... - If the programma has clothes on, I dont want him. If you cant come to work in uniforms (ie: naked with just a towel), then I do not want to enable underachievers. Also, I made a mistake of going with a programma with clothes on my 2nd night, only to find out his penis was tiny once we were naked in the cabine (rare for Brazilians, but I guess he was special). - I went to Thermos Fragata several times and the men there are more laid back, less business. Asking price is slightly lower at $80 reals, and you could possibly negotiate lower. The men at Fragata is less beef-head muscle meat, more like real Brazilian men, more latin and raunchy in bed. (ie: think penetration in 5 positions). I thought it was just luck, but it happened on multiple occassions, for me. Best to take a taxi to Fragata, you can walk from the Clinicas metro stop on the green line, but it will take a good 20 to 25 minutes. - I agree with my predecessors that Lagoa has some very hot porno quality sex machine men...and they are machines, I say. - Be stupidly clear as to what you want and make sure the programa knows your expectations. I find that Brazilian boys are generally very honorable people and do what is agreed, but they cant read your mind and they are not intuitive, since most are straight, for pay. - There are cool markets on Sundays, too. For example, there is a Japantown near the Liberdad metro. Lots of stuff you dont need could be bought there. Anyhow, off to Porto Alegre, will post updates later....