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So I might as well turn this thread into my trip report… Starting with a practical point, if you want a local number for your WhatsApp you can buy a Tigo eSIM at home. I started the activation at home, and I guess not surprisingly at some point it got stuck, but the surprisingly thing was it finished it’s installation on its own when I was connected to the airport WiFi.    Armed with a local WhatsApp and a macdaddi edited greeting (mine, adapted, from my Brazilian one, was too informal for the mannerly Colombians, he said) I hit the mileroticos. You (or maybe I should just say I) think there are pages and pages of ads, but I guess they have to renew them every day or something so there are A LOT fewer than I thought. And not great diversity in types. I would say no more than 5% are over 80 kilos, for example. Not that it mentions their weight (or, vexingly, their height) in the ad. it shares an annoying feature with garotocomlocal that there’s no organized fashion of presenting theInformation, as for example, rentmen. Dick size is typically mentioned, except probably when it is unremarkable. Unfortunately, over the course of a couple days, I made it through the ads back till mid November, contacting about 10-15 that Interested me. About 2/3 responded.,a little higher percentage than Brazil, Most did not meet my height threshold (180cm) And a couple more stymied by my thicket of questions about what I’m into. Two Survived, One of which I told that I would be moving hotels later in the day to one where I could receive guests but he said that if we could meet, then he would pay for the hotel because he was desperate for money. Mileroticos revealing that he had been advertising at least a year, That struck me as a very inauspicious sign (true, yes, he might’ve had an emergency) But after a year, he should not be hurting for money.  The second one, I realized that he had managed to take pictures of everybody part and every angle except for his midsection; When I asked for a shirtless pic, he said there were plenty of pics already thereand to please not waste his time if I was not interested in meeting…. I think I managed to annoy Fercho, although the feeling was mutual. He kind of lets the guys out like a leaky sink one drip at a time, and even though my first requirement is 180cm he kept sending me ones that weren’t. Actually I thought he had ghosted me but in fact he just sent me a whole bunch of messages, just now. He speaks so fast I have to get someone to translate them. He does have a guy at only 175 that I can’t seem to forget about, and since many of the guys claiming 180cm are actually 175, I may have to go for it.  Macdaddi was kind to refer me to Otoniel, the polite term for which could be a curator. He is super super nice.  Met 2 in his “stable,” nice guys, friendly, good at sex, but neither great. At least for my type, the “stable” is not large/he has a “shallow bench” however you want to put it, because after the two today he had never met before. I don’t know where he is finding them. Yesterday’s guys were very nice if a bit lackluster in sex. Whereas, the first one today spent the first half hour taking a shower and finding straight porn that he liked, but finally when he turned (at least some of) his attention to me, he did give a really great fuck for about 15 minutes but then said something about his rate being 250 (it was 200) and if he went on, it would be another 250. That’s definitely the value of having a middleman: Otoniel told him no no, 200. The second one charged an extra 100 to kiss,  (in Brazil, bareback sometimes attracts a supplement, especially outside SP/Rio, and very occasionally a GP will say sorry I don’t kiss, but I have never, in probably at least 1000 conversations had a single guy ask for a supplement to kiss) I should’ve known right there to stop. Oddly, no supplement to bareback. He was so boring, not at all helped by the fact that his dick was a fraction of the size claimed. The 100k kisses were no more intimate than you’d give abuela. While I was with him, Which couldn’t have been more than 15 minutes, Otoniel came up with a super hot guy with a great body and 1.88, but again it was, someone had never met, And who asked for 400–which did not seem out of place, certainly not in relation to the misery I had just endured for 300. But he also wanted a kissing supplement. At that point it was up to 550. I’m still thinking about that one for tomorrow, but the kissing supplement seems very inauspicious, And certainly if I go through with it, and it’s bad, I’ll be thinking didn’t I learn my lesson with the first guy? It’s a pity that Otoniel has not screened the guys, I guess he doesn’t have 400 laying around, but in that case, I am really the guinea pig, and and he’s not really a curator anymore. A wingman and security, which are valuable, to be sure. But there’s no higher chance of success than if I was just picking the guys, from mileroticos or whatever… Now that I have a place that takes guests, my thoughts keep turning to why don’t I have the great sex guy from this morning come over (as I have dozens…um, ok, well…hundreds of times in Brazil without serious event but I keep remembering if that was him being on his best behavior when my “chaperone” was there, imagine how he’d be without him. 

calling double cheeseburger fun takes some imagination

that's sure thing but  khaolakguy quoted belowi is right  few years ago I had similar heats  and since it ended well , there's story: on my way to OTHER bar  I stopped to hand over small tip (50 or 100) , smiled and continued my way. Upon return I was greeted with smile on approach  so slipped another small tip , smiled even more broadly and went away. day or two later  - repeat but this time I was greeted with 'how are you ? " on my way , still to a different bar. Returning 1-2 hrs later I was met with extended hand , gave another tip and was rewarded with " one day  we need to have a beer together" . It did not happen because it was my last day but I was back few weeks later and was greeted with smile and reminder about the beer. This time I discretely whispered "when?" , 'I will let you know " was the answer. So I ordered a meal , half way through the meal asked him if he wants a beer, he did. It was enough to be informed  that his day of was Sunday so I suggest ' lets meet on Sunday. Which lead to exchanging Line. When I had Line things went fast so we meet over beer in place by my hotel, I invited him for a dinner which was enough to hear suggestion  " why we don t  buy some beers at 7/11 and drink in your room to save money" . It was like getting phone from lottery office  ' you just won 1.7 million ' or something . In the room we both behaved for a first round but when we opened second slowly but surely , not that slowly but certainly very surely things moved toward , how to say it , less formal atmosphere.   In short, smile ensuring I'm interested  with a little help of money steered guy to right direction without me  being pushy or offensive which would certainly put him off.

Or neurodiverse...

hope it doesn't mean  you like Good Girls bar better ?